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Labradoodle? You mean a Labrador.
Oh, yeah.
We're not old, John.
[Springs Squeaking]
Run it- the way it is.
- She'll be throwing up all the time. - I'm not ready for that.
- where her ankles are gonna swell up. - No, I'm ready for that.
just stayed right there for nine hours just keeping an eye on Conor.
The very next day Patrick hey dad John yeah Patrick I need help putting this toothpaste on my toothbrush Well i’m gonna show you a trick do you know what you gotta Colleen dad I need help putting toothbrush and my toothpaste oh you know what you gotta do baby what well Hit it Patrick sigh fine dad
Yeah. There was a good chance that every piece of advice I ever gave you was a lot of crap.
Except for that little guy there. Him you could have for 200 even.
Oh, damn. Killed another one.
Look what I got for you. Remember this?
[Barking, Howling]
He's just laying out there in the cold and he won't move.
Your little play list that you had when we got married that had the game plan.
- Yeah, we're ready. - Okay.
Hi. How are you? Thanks for getting back to me.
Are you wearing a wire? Jen, are you- She's listening to this.
- [Growling] - What? Now you're jealous?
John sits with Lisa. Me. Mmhmm. Yep he is a hero to her
- Yes. - I like this article. I'm almost done with yours.
[Jenny] That's sweet, honey.
- Honestly, I'm jealous. - Really?
No. No, no, no, no, no. I'm smiling, but I'm serious. No.
It's all right, Marley. You're gonna be okay.
Got into a fight with Dad over the check. Got into a fight with Dad about money.
I still do.
Hey, come here, baby.
How many times have I told you not to leave anything edible where he can get it?
[Lapping]
You didn't hear me, did you?
- Yeah? - It's time.
- Where'd it go? - What'd you do with it?
- I thought this would be a better fit for that. - You think you're better...
Why do you ruin everything? Go on!
[John] Hey, it's me.
Just until I can find a more permanent home.
[Woman] And don't you love this kitchen? And look at the state-of-the-art appliances.
- We missed you so much. - [John] Hey, Debby.
But, uh, not Labs like Marley.
Oh, 40's gonna be tough, buddy. I'm not gonna lie to you.
I just got overwhelmed.
- [John] Heading in. Let's go. - Take that!
- I know, but you wouldn't exactly say this is edible. - John, you know what I mean.
- I'm pregnant. - What? No!
Ah, honey, what are you doing down here?
- What happened? - The Millers got robbed.
I don't- Patrick? Honey, be careful with those toys.
And I never thought I'd get a job at a real newspaper, but I did.
Where'd he go? Marley?
They're gonna-They're gonna keep him overnight.
Drove down to Miami for Bark in the Park Night at the Marlins game.
for the honeymoon in Ireland.
Jenny?
Took an airboat ride. Wrote a column about the death of the Everglades.
See? Aren't you glad you're not Calvin?
[Sighs]
Shoo! Shoo!
is I bet that number's based on regular dogs.
- Why are we turning into here? - We're living here.
Yes, it is.
Hey, Andy Rooney, if you're knocking off soon, I'll walk with you to the train.
[Patrick Crying]
Same day our car broke down. We didn't care.
- So life is better with Jenny than without her? - Yes. What is-
They can't take him down. He's got too much- Oh!
Thank you.
- You really wanna know? - Hit me.
Stay. Marley, stay.
- Marley! - [Jenny] Come on, guys.
Tracked a hurricane heading for south Florida.
- Door's always open. - Thanks.
With fire in my hands
All you have to do is- You just knee him if he does that.
- Sunday morning - [Barks]
You don't have to do that. We can get some help.
You remember how we were always saying what a pain you are-
So, it's his stomach again.
Great.
my wife would be there staring at me...
- [John] Too much color? - [Man] Yeah.
I gotta admit, sometimes I miss the freedom where I could just-
- Who? - Give me the kid.
I want you to finish your homework and take off those shoes before you come in.
So you ready for your other birthday present or what?
Say hi. See, honey? He's not eating the baby.
In this room, actually.
- Okay, you call me the minute you get him home. - Okay. Okay.
He doesn't like them, so push them down his throat as far as they go.
I feel like they do tell you, but you don't listen...
- I'm pretty sure I don't mention myself in there- - The point is...
You've been on a leash a little too long.
I just- It all happened so fast, I'm not even used to the idea yet.
What John should rap umbrella Lisa you have my heart and will never be words is apar maybe in magazines but you’ll still be my star because when the sunshine will shine together told you I’ll be here forever said I
All right.
What makes it work is that you put yourself into it. I like that.
[Man] I'm so happy
- [Barks] - [Thunderclap]
[Barking, Howling Continue]
We've never left him before, but we are sure he'll behave...
- How does he know we're coming? - I don't know. He just knows.
Got a flat driving home. Wrote a column about state troopers.
- Really wish I didn't have to go. - Are you kidding me?
Planted an orange tree in the backyard.
I know, but the idea that it hasn't happened here in 50 years is just-
Take a load off.
- Oh, that's not right. - Wow.
Forget it. You know what? It's good. It's really good.
"Dear Marley, I will never forget you forever. Colleen. "
Went to an Easter egg hunt at Jenny's boss's house in Boca. Drank mimosas.
Come on.
[Indistinct Conversations]
So which of you is gonna be the trainer?