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But you can't suck farts and be a dick about it.
The Muslims and the Christians are calling for a meeting
But this morning I saw a red-haired, light-skinned cow,
yummy yummy yummy. we want trump's farts in our tummies.
This boy, mkay, is Jew.
no shanks, and no chemical weapons.
No, the prophecy is that one day a fat child
He finished my homework, gave me the soda from his lunch.
Well, I'm not okay with it,
not that one would miraculously just fall from the sky.
that the red heifer means the end of times.
- Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy... - Let's see what I can
to discuss the terms of war.
Please, you must understand.
I made him up.
We are associating with these heathens for no reason!
Out in the crowd, people are celebrating like never before.
You know, I don't think when Gandhi starved himself,
I didn't believe it.
Dick. That's a dick talking.
Step away. You all know what this means.
Ms. Broflovski, are you okay?
[distantly] I'm sorry, Kenny.
[voice softens] You should, like, shave your head
and get all peaceful about it.
The red-headed cow... Isn't real.
That's a dick
the truth about the red cow.
Hey, I was just about to order some dinner.
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Let's go get the kindergarteners.
Please.