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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
And my soldering tools.
when she says you have a phone call?
You suck.
All right, and what has that greed gotten you?
I demand my right to speak.
Hey. Hey.
You're a bigger man than I am, Gunga Din.
And go inside and whip up some snacks for the guests.
Beth, Catherine, Joe, this--
were too chicken to tell him the truth.
Yeah, I know.
How can you be sure he's the one who's adopted?
But if there's glass in that window,
I'm sure we're all looking forward to...
Oh, we're gonna show Bill.
Why, back in the early days of radio,
Everyone hates me now.
I went out shopping in the rain and I actually got sick.
Um, I wanna show them the thing we did
Third place. Don't be embarrassed.
Huh?
Say, Dave, why don't you come on out to the house this weekend?
If Jimmy tells us to tighten our belts,
Well, it doesn't.
We're twins.
Matthew is adopted.
And my parents wanted to make him feel part of the family,
Or are they my bags?
On me, of course. How 'bout it?
Hi.
What, 200 bucks? That's all?
I wasn't supposed to tell.
Nutsack
Bill, come on. Don't be an idiot.
Don't go there, dude.
Yeah, but that's what you meant.
But did they complain?
and, uh, seems to me the thing
Hey, Dave.
If we were to-- See, what Robert means is,
Did somebody renegotiate their contract,
Then give back the money.
Dude, we're still brothers,