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- Sounds like we found an issue. - No, fuck the politics for a minute.
I hear that WMD is the bomb
- Nigga, I'd like a piece of your mother. - Yo, stop fucking around.
But there is a problem here, and I'm gonna do something to fix it.
that you can tell anybody to go fuck themselves.
I think he gets a pass this time.
Well, last night, they just found the only eyewitness...
I mean, no offense, son, but that's some weak-ass thinking.
Get his legs.
is you taking notes on a criminal fucking conspiracy?
Yeah, all the other kids' fathers are gonna be there.
Is you taking notes on a criminal fucking conspiracy?
That's good. That's a start, right?
that you have a pressing engagement.
Iooking at the city, used to talk about what we gonna do?
- Hello. - Prez, it's me.
Now what we try to do is keep the class size under 10, 12 at the very most.
we can have classes on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
Yo, you remember when we used to sit on the top of 734 building, man...
- Careful, it's got prints. - Prints, huh? Look at you...
Got that WFC right here.
We got that WMD. Right here, right here.
You want up-to-date info, you should try the intelligence unit.
is you taking notes on a criminal fucking conspiracy?
Not after what you been through.
Just like old times, man. I'll be the bad guy, you be the Lone Ranger.
- Here, here. - I can't, I can't, I can't.
won't nobody bother you. You got my word on it.
you might have had a positive effect on the community.
- Here, bank that for me. - Bank it? For what?
- How much is that worth? - $5, if I can work up a photo ID.
Man, I'm feeling real good to be out of this motherfucker. You know what?
I got a lot of work here. It's a long day for me tomorrow.
I made the rounds down at headquarters and came up with jack...
- Yo, I'm getting ready to roll out. - You just got here. What's wrong?
It's part of being a soldier. I mean, that's you, right, that's what you says.
You said in COMSTAT shit rolls down.
when do you work?
gonna be down here, making money hand over fist.
Set up anywhere inside where we got the white flags.
to move this department from the Dark Ages into the 21st century.
Look, man, do it have to be the cop's gun?
'Cause if it's guns you want, I can get you guns.
I got this.
A couple of questions.