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Marketing Super... super!
Six bucks & my right nuts says you ain’t making this putt
YOU ARE ONE UNIQUE INDIVIDUAL
- You sure? - Yeah.
Well, I'm still a million bucks shy of being a millionaire.
We've got it. We've got it already. It's done.
Oh, my God!
Watch it!
Why don't you take a picture? It'll last longer.
Lol!!!
You know goddamn well what.
Toby
YOU FINALLY DID IT TO YOURSELF
Oh, I knew it.
Last room in the complex.
Traffic is resuming at O'Hare field,
Not yet, but I'm getting there.
How would he know where we're going?
Is there something I can help you with?
They're everywhere!
To say the least.
SCOTUS ruling on guns
Burt Dingman. A buddy of mine. He works for the railroad.
So we charge our way home.
We can laugh about it now. We’re alright, you know.
As soon as we got off the plane, you called home,
Oh, boy.
# From the town of Bedrock #
What if the shoe was on the other foot?
Think it out. Just relax.
My wife likes my team. I like my team.
If I don't clear my sinuses, I'll snore all night.
I never did introduce myself.
So... there you are.
The shower curtain ring guy.
These are very special earrings, by the way.
You have a coach seat assignment.
Hell of a game Hell of a game
Funnily enough, I was just talking to my friend about that.
You missed it.
So, we can't sit there.
What we're dealing with here is a small time crook.
I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you.
Oh, come on, pal. You don't mean that.
QAnon duped us!!!!! Do ya think so??
What did I do to get hooked up with this guy?
Give her the god damn Monkey!
# Flintstones. Meet the Flintstones #
I mean, didn't you notice on the plane when you started talking,
JEL JIFFITH, JOW THA JELL ARE JAH? SHILL A SHILLION SHUCKS SHY OF BEING A SHILLIONAIRE
algae? did she say algae?
Now, are you going to help me
Those aren't pillows!
Hey, what's going on?
Oh, gee, Marie, you're a stitch.
Six bucks and my right nut says we're not landing in ft lauderdale
I'm going be unable to get my friend here home in time for his Thanksgiving dinner.
And if they told you wolverines make good house pets, Would you believe them?
We'd have more luck playing pickup sticks with our butt cheeks.
Where've you been?
One.
Four fucking wheels and a seat.
And I'll do the crescent rolls, and you do the cranberries.
What's going on, is I am in Wichita.
One.
Get it out of here!
Oh, gin.
his mouse friday (1950) original recreation titles actually this short from 1951 not 1950 but pretty close
See that Bears' game last week? Yeah, hell of game. Hell of a game
A couple days.
My dad to my brothers when they’d beat on him
You stole my cab.
You have $75 and a good watch?
When are Grandma and Grandpa
You get your own room.
he the shower curtain fella?
You'll never see Black widow on thursday
You left them on a vibrating bed. What did you think was gonna happen?
Those are the precious moments, too.
And for that I'm really sorry. I am and it'll never happen again.
Oh, that's real humor.
You're Fucked
You went into my stuff last night, right?
You know, you could've killed me, slugging me in the gut when I wasn't ready.
How the hell are ya? I'm still a million dollars shy of being a millionaire!
Same to you.
Good night.
The vehicle will be impounded
We’d have better luck playing pick up sticks with our butt cheeks that getting a flight out of here tonight
I've never seen a guy get picked up by his testicles before.