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Six bucks and my right nut says we're not gonna get paid for this work
I haven't been home in years.
(Visible butthurt)
No not a bit...
I've been spending too much time away from home.
And... a little late.
We’re Fucked
Yeah, Well, I'll see you tomorrow then.
you've got a woman you love to grow old with, right?
I guess we'll find out soon enough.
so they're very light.
What a night.
I'll take 50.
I gotta motto: Like your work, Love your wife
GEL DRIFFITH, CHOW THA CHELL ARE YA? SHMILLION DUCKS SHY OF BEING A SHMILLIONAIRE
You're f*****
May I see your rental agreement?
Our tickets are only good to St. Louis.
Pence and Trump discussing the ramifications of the attempted coup ...
No, I don't. I have...
What if it was one of your friends, huh?
Yeah, you're right.
What’ve you been doing? Playing pickup sticks with my buttcheeks
Masks?
you know, I think I'm holding you up.
I've got a bad allergy to it. I'd be sneezing all night with that thing.
How can you break a car seat. It's impossible.
I do not play with my balls.
Yes, I do.
It's like going on a date with a Chatty Cathy doll.
Nope.
All right.
who's filling in for glynn white? julie white.
And I really don't care for the way
Oh, shit! 00:58:24,567 --> 00:58:26,262 There you go.
You spilled beer all over the bed. You smoke.
I got to get comfortable.
Anyway, it's been interesting.
You finally did it to yourself.
These aren't credit cards.
Pull over.
You have any idea how fast you were going?
I said I'was going to get you home.
My dogs are barking today.
And I'd say: Cause I've been with Del Griffith.
Get your lazy behind out here and put that trunk on the back.
Thirty Two
that I pull out and have to snap back.
- ...my mother-in-law, Peg... - Hi.
Oh, come on.
To the wives!
Anything. Anything will do.
- Hell of a cab ride, wasn't it? - Yeah, yeah. It was a great cab ride.
it’s not a big enough word for how i feel about the woodcyst
YOU'LL NEVER MAKE THE 10:40
And if they told you wolverines make good house pets Would you believe them?
Coach's handshake to you sir!
Great.
I don't want to argue, all right? Let's not fight.
I haven't eaten there in years.
'Cause I'm the real article.
Okay?
We’ve really Gotten nowhere
fdf fdf
Well, this isn't so bad.
- Soda? - No.
No, no, no, no. Del.
This is an autographed Darryl Strawberry earring.
you did get me home and I really appreciate it.
You're not a very tolerant person.
There's only a couple good positions.
SHE'S SHORT AND SKINNY BUT SHE'S STRONG
Kindness?
due to severe weather in Chicago.
You play with your balls a lot
What?
Our speedometer's melted
Especially since we've got a melted speedometer.
All right, 75.
But you didn't give me your address. What was I supposed to do?
That's how Houdini died, you know.
Ever listen to David Allen Coe? Your modd is probably not going to improve much.
However, the radio still works.
you smoke,
I am, without a doubt,
Like a twig on the shoulders of a mighty stream.
All right. Okay.
You know you're in St. Louis?
Who told you to book a room? I did. Out of the goodness of my dumb old heart.
They're filled with helium
Youuuuu STOLE IT!
I talk too much.
# Each one seeking hap... # You know this? # ...seeking happiness #