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(sighs)
He met her at the Belvedere, AKA, hooker hangout.
I... I'm holdin' those for a friend.
- Me? How am I jealous? - Yeah, you're jealous
Okay, fine, the truth is,
and then maybe you guys could go out a couple more times,
So, where's the new girlfriend?
Guilty as sin.
Maybe there just is no happy ending for us.
she lives in Brooklyn, originally from Yonkers,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey. Hey, man.
Seems my night just opened up.
It's literally her job to agree.
And, uh, buh-bye.
Welcome.
- Ben. - I know.
Always waitin' on the men, am I right?
- I didn't pay for it. - I hear the first time's usually free.
So you say she stayed... I don't know... about an hour.
Dude, what is wrong with you?
let's remember the rule: no magic in front of the baby.
It... It just proves that I'm a bad listener.
Let's be honest, I could use a break.
at the end of the bar, man.
Okay, these idiots are convinced that you're a hooker,
Please stop me when you hear one of those you like.
Could you just wait here for one second?
I know.
Well done, Danny, you brought home the wrong girl.