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It's fun and good for your health.
So, if you see any news reports about an actor named Robert Reed
Oh, my God, Chris ships out in the morning!
are at Raisin Bran practice.
A television?
I'll have my regular breakfast and the newspaper, please.
It's why it's the playground favorite. Right, kids?
Okay, I'm off to do my paper route.
And so many quarters.
That's why I'm so grateful I got here before you dropped acid
and then got hit by a bus on the walk home.
♪ It is an integral part of whole grains ♪
I'm glad. 'Cause the thing is, Chris,
♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪
♪ My name's not Chris, it's Peter ♪
This is little Stewie. Oh, boy, he's a handful.
You're grounded for fucking 5 weeks niger No smoking
and keeps you from feeling the sensation of hunger.
- That's a great idea. - Shh.
breadwinner and head of household.