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I CANNOT DEAL WITH YOU RIGHT NOW.
THANK YOU FOR NOT BEING RELATED TO ME.
WE'RE WONDERFUL. THANK YOU FOR ASKING.
THAT'S RIGHT, BUDDY.
MRS. CHO THINKS SHE LOST HER FAITH.
SO, YOU AND MY BROTHER, HUH?
And if they haven't trimmed the trees yet,
I CAN'T DO THIS CRAZY, SCARY, SHORT CHICK
WELL, WHEN YOU'RE DATING AN IVY LEAGUE GIRL,
THE ALUMNI LIKE TO MEET THE NEW GENERATION OF ELIS,
I'M SO GLAD TO HEAR IT.
YES, YOU WILL.
IF SOMEONE NEEDS THAT MUCH ROOM TO GET AROUND A CHAIR,
MY MOTHER KEPT GETTING NUMBERS FOR FAT FARMS FROM HER FRIENDS.
I FEEL LIKE I'M BEING AUCTIONED OFF.
IT WAS DELICIOUS AND INTERACTIVE.
JUST KEEP IT FROM STICKING.
I WOULDN'T BRING THE FRIES INTO THE HOUSE --
YEAH, JUST CRUISED IN.
* IF YOU NEED
A HELL OF A PLAYER --
WHAT STORY?
[ SIGHS ]
IT'S ON A CORNER. IT'S GOT ROOM FOR A POOL.
We are in escrow!
EMILY, I NOTICED THE BARTENDERS WEREN'T PLANNING
OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!
I KNOW. I'M SORRY.
AND I PROMISE YOU THERE WON'T BE ANY CHICKEN...
YOU'RE HOME -- GOOD.
MRS. KIM WENT TO GIVE IT BACK.
FINE, GRANDPA, AND YOU?
I'M SO TELLING DR. PHIL ON YOU.
[ CHUCKLES ]
THAT TAYLOR THROWS IN WITH THE PAYCHECK.
LAMB-AND-ARTICHOKE STEW, PENNE WITH PESTO AND POTATOES,
WELL, WE'RE HERE NOW, RIGHT?
* IF YOU NEED
BUT I'M EXOTIC.
HE'S PRACTICALLY LICKING HIS LIPS.
I LIKE EVERYTHING THAT YOU WRITE.
DON'T COME IN.
GRANDMA'S MEAN.
BUT YOU'RE MARRIED NOW.
I'M ASSUMING YOU GUYS HAD A FIGHT.
I HAVE TROUBLE LIFTING MY TOOTHBRUSH.
THE WAY SHE TALKED TO ME!
STOP -- YOU'RE GONNA LIKE LIVING SO CLOSE TO YOUR FAMILY.
THAT ONLY A FREAKING DOG CAN HEAR,
I DIDN'T HEAR YOU WHEN YOU ASKED FOR THE BEER!
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE TOLD ME NOT TO GET MARRIED?
BECAUSE THERE'S A LITTLE MACHINE IN THE TELEVISION SET
OH, IT WAS NOT.
OH. THAT'S OKAY.
WHAT?
IF YOU'RE BOTH THAT HUNGRY, YOU MUST WANT MORE.
I HEAR ENGLISH IN THE BACKGROUND.
TO THE WOMAN AT TABLE 4.
WELL, I'M FIT AS A FIDDLE. IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.
EMILY AND RICHARD GILMORE -- OH, COME ON.
OH, I CANNOT.
NOW I HAVE TO START ALL OVER!
THEN WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING HERE?
JUST FOR A LITTLE WHILE, HERE IN THE CORNER, VERY QUIET.
COMING OUT OF A 5.5 LITER, 24-VALVE V-8?
WELL, I'VE JUST NEVER FOUND A PROPER OCCASION.
WELL, THAT'S A SURPRISE, ISN'T IT, LORELAI?
SHE DOESN'T KNOW EVERYTHING, ZACH.