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THEY SHOULDN'T BE AT A PARTY -- THEY SHOULD BE ON A TREADMILL.
AND A LITTLE CLOONEY.
SHE'S TALKING TO A BOY, ISN'T SHE? I DON'T KNOW.
WELL, TWO MORE AT THE MOST.
* I WILL FOLLOW
LATER, BRO. UH-HUH.
I'LL MAKE YOU A BURGER. I DON'T WANT A BURGER.
EVERYONE, HERE'S RORY.
JUST 30 SECONDS -- THAT SHOULD DO IT.
I DON'T NEED YOU TO FORMULATE A PLAN.
SHE KNOWS ABOUT YOU AND ME, SHE'S SENDING ME TO HELL FOR IT,
AND WE CAN HIT A MOVIE IN HARTFORD OR SOMETHING.
RORY, THERE YOU ARE.
IS MY MOTHER HERE?
AND I'LL HAVE YOU WEARING LIP GLOSS WITHIN A MONTH.
This is very silly picture.
WE'D HATE TO MISS OUR WEEKLY RORY FIX,
I THINK I NEED LIE DOWN.
* WHERE YOU LEAD, I WILL FOLLOW *
WELL, THIS IS A VERY NICE SPREAD YOU'VE ASSEMBLED HERE.
Maybe they made up. THEY WOULD HAVE TOLD US.
I AM EXCHANGE STUDENT FROM SEOUL,
SHE GOES NUTS, AND SHE YELLS AT ME.
DO YOU HAVE A PENCIL?
I'M SORRY I DIDN'T HEAR WHEN SHE ASKED FOR THE BEER,
THEY SUCK. MY PARENTS SUCK.
[ CHUCKLES ]
YOU TOLD HER ABOUT ZACH.
GIVE IT UP, SISTER. I'M IN ESCROW.
* WHERE YOU LEAD, I WILL FOLLOW *
* IF YOU NEED
THERE'S NOTHING LIKE HAVING YOUR FAMILY PLAY MATCHMAKER.
YOU FREE FOR DINNER TONIGHT?
YOU TWO BETTER BE HUNGRY WHEN YOU GET INSIDE OR ELSE.
* YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU
WHY, NO, I HADN'T. HUH.
WE HAVE SOME SERIOUS BUCKING UP TO DO HERE.
AND SHE HAS TO CALL 911.
I'M JORDAN.
SPANK ME.
AND I'LL SEE IF I CAN TALK TO HER.
NOT REALLY MY BAG, EITHER.
I GOT IT.
ESPECIALLY THE WAY YOU STRUCTURE THINGS.
WE COULD SET FIRE TO THE PLACE -- SMOKE THEM OUT.
I'M SO HUNGRY.
NOT FAST, PLEASE.
HE GETS YOU FIRST, TALKS YOU OUT,
I'M TELLING GOD I'M THANKFUL.
TOOK ME 15 YEARS TO FIGURE IT OUT, BUT THAT'S THE TRUTH.
YOU'RE PICKING ME UP.
HI. A POTENTIAL HOOKUP AT TABLE 4.
WHAT?
OH, YOU SPEAK ENGLISH. THANK GOD.
JUST A LITTLE MORE CHEEKS.
I TOLD YOU.
THEN I COME DOWNSTAIRS TO FIND THAT THE GUESTS
YOU MIGHT EVEN MAKE A FEW CONNECTIONS
BUT NEXT FRIDAY, YOUR GRANDFATHER AND I AGREED
WHAT IS THE PROBLEM BESIDES THIS PERMANENT WELT ON MY ARM?
GRANDMA, ARE YOU SURE
THEY DIDN'T TELL US THEY BROKE UP.
HEY, AMIR, WHERE'S THIS MONTH'S GUITAR MAGAZINE?
OKAY.
THEN YOU CAN MEET ME OUTSIDE THE HOUSE AT 8:30,
AND THEIR SON, DONNAN.
IF IT FLEW, SWAM, OR CRAWLED ON THIS EARTH,
It's for you, Mrs. Gilmore.
I AM HERE FOR THREE MONTHS, AND MRS. KIM IS MY HOST.
MMM.
ANDREW, THIS IS MY GRANDDAUGHTER, RORY.
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
TAKE THE WORLD BY STORM.
COULD YOU PASS THE PHONE TO THE PERSON WHO SAID "SALMON"?
SO WE'LL HAVE TO CANCEL OUR USUAL FRIDAY-NIGHT DINNER.
MAYBE THEY'RE HAVING ANGRY MAKE-UP SEX.
YOU SURE THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO FOR YOU?
IT WAS LIKE JAKE LaMOTTA,
* A-LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
YOU PUT YOUR HANDS ON LANE -- MY LANE!
IT LASTS A VERY LONG TIME.
AND THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN VERY BAD.