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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
WHAT YOU DOING?
BECAUSE I TRIED TO BE OBJECTIVE TO A CERTAIN EXTENT,
NO, I TOOK YOU IN.
YIPPEE. I'LL DEAL WITH IT.
I'M A TOTAL BACKSEAT, GET-IN-THE-CLOSET,
JUST BE HAPPY, OKAY?
OKAY, SO, LESSON ONE
AND THE TEACHING FELLOW WHO RUNS OUR GROUP
Lorelai: For what?
SO, YOU'RE OFF THE HOOK.
THIS WEEKEND?
WOMEN SUCK!
STOP MAKING THE MOUNTIE JOKES, AND YOU'RE ON.
YOU LOOK GOOD.
IS HE HERE? YES. GET HIM OUT, PLEASE.
NO, I WON'T. [ SNIFFLES ]
SEE THE MAN WHO'S WON YOUR HEART, MAKE SURE HE'S GOOD ENOUGH.
LET'S GO, BOYS.
SHE ALSO CANNOT SMELL FAST FOOD ON YOU,
OUR OWN ARISTOTLE ONASSIS
HE'S A HECK OF A HUMANITARIAN, THAT TAYLOR.
BUT IT IS NOT TOO LATE FOR RORY.
DO RICHARD AND EMILY KNOW ABOUT THIS? YEAH, THEY DO.
T.J. AND I ARE THINKING ABOUT BUYING A WINTER PLACE --
I'LL TELL YOU THIS WEEKEND.
BECAUSE I TAUGHT HER TO LEAVE HER CELLPHONE ON AT THE TABLE?
ROASTED GARLIC WITH ROSEMARY FOCACCIA,
PLEASE, DON'T BE WORRIED ABOUT THIS.
THEY'RE DOING NOBODY ANY GOOD JUST SITTING IN A BOX.
OH, DAMN IT.
YOU AND MELROSE LARRY GREEN.
IT'S NOT LIKE SHE'S EVER SEEN US TOGETHER, OR --
BECAUSE DRINKING IS BAD --
IT'S A LONG FREAKING NAME FOR YOUR BOGUS SYSTEM, BUDDY.
T.J., WE'VE GOT PLENTY.
THE PARTY IS VERY NICE, GRANDMA.
OF COURSE, AND AS SOON AS WE REPLACE IT, IT WON'T LEAK AS MUCH.
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK OF ME.
I'M LATE. I'M SORRY. DON'T BE MAD.
GOING ON A YEAR AND A HALF.
HAVE YOU EVER WORN A TIARA?
ALL RIGHT, FINE. [ SIGHS ]
THERE'S A FALSE BACK.
SO, WHO'S IT GONNA BE?
MAN, I HATE THESE PARTIES.
THE MAN AT TABLE 3 WANTS TO SEND AN ORANGE JUICE
NO, I AM NOT. I'M JUST SITTING HERE.
JUST FOR KICKS. COME ON, I'LL TAKE YOU UP.
MM-HMM?
TO THE GUEST LIST NEXT TIME, WON'T I, RICHARD?
BONJOUR.
I WAS VERY SKILLFULLY COVERING FOR YOU --
WELL, THAT'S WHAT COUNTS.
[ SIGHS ]
DEAN -- DO YOU REMEMBER DEAN?
THEY CALLED ME TOGETHER.
* ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO
AND I'D LIKE A HOUSE WITH A FENCE AND A LAWN.
I HEARD ABOUT IT. KYON TOLD ME.
YOU CAN'T RUIN IT.
NOW, OBVIOUSLY, IT'S TOO LATE FOR YOU,
PREVIOUSLY...
ME TOO. WE SHOULD FORM A CLUB.
[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
'CAUSE THE OLD YOU IS SO LAST SEASON.