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BUT AT LEAST THE BAR IS STOCKED,
RORY'S TAKEN NONE.
ALL RIGHT, HOLD ON.
FINN!
MOM, SERIOUSLY, WE ARE STARVING.
I CAN'T BREATHE.
WHY'D YOU TELL MY MOTHER ABOUT DEAN?
MY MOTHER PUT YOU UP TO THIS.
YES, BUT IT'S WRONG.
I'M GETTING CARPAL TUNNEL SYNDROME.
OH. [ LAUGHING ]
I DIDN'T HEAR YOU WHEN YOU ASKED FOR THE BEER!
HE WORE AN APRON.
AND RICOTTA CHEESECAKE
NOTHING'S WRITTEN IN STONE YET.
YOU KNOW, I'M ACTUALLY HUNGRY.
DO YOUR ALUMNI FRIENDS HAVE ANY DAUGHTERS?
WILL YOU TWO JUST GO DOWNSTAIRS AND TALK, PLEASE?
MADE HUNDREDS OF LASAGNAS TRYING TO FIND THE PERFECT RECIPE --
I'M REALLY, REALLY LOST RIGHT NOW.
ARE YOU? HMM.
SO I WANTED TO HAVE SOME HUMAN SPARK.
IT'S BEEN GOOD TO SEE YOU, RICHARD.
BUT MRS. KIM SAYS THE FRIES ARE THE DEVIL'S STARCHY FINGERS.
OKAY, NEVER MIND. I'LL CALL BACK. BYE.
AND THEIR SONS.
Rory, they're just manipulating you.
They played you, kid.
JUST FOR OUR FRIENDS WITH GIRLS.
UH, IS THIS ABOUT THE MAGAZINE?
THEN YOU GET THE DINNER PORTION, WHICH CAN LAST SEVERAL HOURS,
HI. HI.
FOR THEIR YALE ALUMNI FRIENDS.
THAT'S TRUE. HE DOES LIKE THAT.
I'D LIKE TO SEE THAT.
THE BOY WHO MADE YOU THE CAR? YEP.
IT NEEDS EARRINGS. I AGREE.
EXCUSE ME. I'M SORRY. YOU'RE WITH HER?
REALLY?
'CAUSE SHE KNOWS, OKAY? SHE KNOWS EVERYTHING.
AND THEN YOU WALTZ BACK IN AND JUST TELL HER?
YOUR GRANDMOTHER SENT ME OVER HERE.
WELL, I'M SORRY I'M NOT GONNA SEE YOU ON FRIDAY.
YOU TAKE THIS AND GO HOME,
YEAH, SURE.
I'M VERY WELL, SIR, AND YOURSELF?
ARE YOU ENJOYING THE PARTY?
WELL, I THOUGHT WE MIGHT LIKE SOME APPETIZERS
UNLESS THERE'S ICE CREAM ON THE END.
PLEASE, COME.
WHAT ABOUT THE HELLHOUNDS?
GRAB A SCREWDRIVER AND JIMMY THE BACK OF MY MOTHER'S CLOSET.
IT'S FLAXSEED MUFFIN MONTH.
I HADN'T EVEN COME OUT OF THE BEDROOM, AND YOU'D GONE!
SHE'S ALREADY MET HIM. GRANDPA'S ALREADY MET HIM.
SHE IS AN INNOCENT GIRL, AND YOU ARE A WILD PIG OF FILTH!
MMM, MY GOD, THIS SMELLS GOOD.
THOSE ARE NOT APPETIZERS -- THOSE ARE SKEWERS.
YOU NEED A WORK LIFE AND A HOME LIFE,
WE'LL DISCUSS IT WHEN I GET HOME. OKAY, BYE.
BUT NOT THAT MANY GIRLS.
RORY, OH, LOOK AT YOU.
I SHOULD BE ABLE TO SERVE APPETIZERS WITH MY DRINKS.
THERE ARE 12 WAYS OUT OF THAT HOUSE
PERFECTLY BALANCED THE ENTIRE TIME WE'RE --
[ BEEPS ]
MAKE SURE YOU TWO TALK LATER.
DON'T LET GRANDPA AND HIS CRONIES
FINE. I'LL LEAVE.
RORY, WE'D LIKE YOU TO MEET TIANA AND CHASE ANDERSON
ON OUR FIRST TRIP TO DENMARK.
OH, DINNER WAS GREAT.
WOW, MY OWN CHEESECAKE?
NO. WHY? WHY?
I'M HANGING UP. Well, me too.
GRANDMA, I COULDN'T.
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
THERE WERE A FEW TOO MANY SIMILES IN IT FOR MY TASTE,
WITH AMARETTO COOKIES TO GO WITH YOUR COFFEE.
I WILL TAKE CARE OF THE HELLHOUNDS, TOO.
YOU'RE GONNA MAKE THE 30 SECONDS GO LONGER.
I'D LIKE TO SPEAK TO RICHARD AND EMILY GILMORE.
THIS MIGHT DO IT.