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HEY, DID YOU EVER READ MY STORY?
OH, HE CALLED ME "MISS."
UM, I'M SORRY.
THEY LEAD TO HARDER THINGS --
LISTEN, YOU DON'T HAVE TO SIT HERE.
YOU THINK PROFESSOR PRADY IS LOOKING AT YOU?
HEY, YOU'RE THE WRITER. I CAN'T CRITIQUE THESE THINGS.
[ Ringing ]
YEAH, WELL...
THAT YOU CAN CARRY OUT YOUR DIRTY, FILTHY SCHEMES
YOU'RE NOT EATING. NO, I'M EATING.
YOU TAUGHT HER TO LEAVE HER CELLPHONE ON AT THE TABLE.
THEY MUST BE VERY EXPENSIVE,
IT WAS REAL FUN. LIKE THE OLD DAYS.
SMILE, MAN, 'CAUSE I'M IN ESCROW.
YOU CAN'T JUST BARGE IN HERE LIKE THIS.
THE ONE IN THE SANTA-CLAUS RED SWEATER.
AT THE SAME TIME, TOGETHER.
IT'S GOOD FOR HER TO INTERACT WITH HER PEERS.
BUT YOU CAN'T, SO GO STAND ON A STREET CORNER,
IS LOGAN THE HEAD OF THE GROUP?
UM, PAELLA, GUMBO, LASAGNA KING.
IT'S MY DINER.
I KNOW. I'M ALMOST DONE.
PIZZA, MOVIE POPCORN, DEEP-FRIED SNICKERS BARS...
SHE SEES EVERYTHING. YOU KNOW THAT.
SO YOU'RE FREE AS A BIRD.
"OVER EASY" TAKES ON A WHOLE NEW MEANING.
HE CAN'T STICK TO A SIMPLE AGREEMENT.
NO COMPRENDO.
I READ THE ARTICLE.
REALLY -- NOTHING,
BUT I DON'T WANT TO INTERRUPT YOUR EVENING.
HE SAID THAT 35 MINUTES AGO.
I MEAN, THIS IS SERIOUSLY GOOD.
FELT WHAT? THE VIBE.
HE'S A CHILD, A SPOILED 4-YEAR-OLD.
NOT THAT FAR APART -- NOT THAT FAR APART.
ME? BUT I CAN'T COOK.
YOU SLEEP WITH ONE OLD GUY,
Ah, I'm the lucky girl. OKAY, BYE.
OKAY, SO, WE HAVE TODAY, FOR YOUR DINING PLEASURE,
AND THEIR SON ANDREW.
NOTHING EVER SEEMS QUITE AS BAD
'CAUSE YOU HANG OUT ON THE STREET SO OFTEN, MOM --
OH, THANK YOU.
WOW, FRIDAY NIGHT WITHOUT MY MOTHER.
IS THAT A NEW SHIRT? 'CAUSE I LIKE IT.
THAT'S VERY KIND OF YOU, LORELAI.
[ LAUGHS ]
LIZ, YOU HAVE BEEN SITTING THERE FOR OVER AN HOUR.
[ SPEAKING SPANISH ]
10 MORE MINUTES?
WHAT KIND OF BOGUS SYSTEM IS THAT?
TOSS THAT.
IT WAS A TRICK, AND YOU KNOW IT,
DOES HE EVEN KNOW WHAT "ESCROW" MEANS?
A HAM THAT SURVIVED THE CREAMED-CORN ASSAULT OF 2004,
THAT'S ALL WE WERE TRYING TO DO.
YOU'VE BEEN HOLDING OUT ON ME.
HEY, THIS IS THE SAME STUFF FROM THE DINER.
AS LONG AS HE'S PAYING.
ISN'T SHE BEAUTIFUL?
YOU!
LOGAN HUNTZBERGER. JORDAN CHASE.
LORELAI, RORY IS IN A NEW PHASE OF HER LIFE NOW,
IS IT FANCY? WHAT SHOULD I WEAR?
[ CHUCKLING ]
14 MINUTES TILL MY LUNCH BREAK'S OVER.
YES, OLGA MAKES A MEAN PICKLED HERRING.
I CAN'T GO BACK. I'M NOT READY.
IT'S ME, GRANDMA. I'M SORRY.
I SHOULD TAKE HIS DUMP TRUCK AWAY
I JUST WANTED TO TOUCH BASE WITH YOU
YOU WILL BURN IN THE HELLFIRE FOR THIS!
SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS THEY WERE TOGETHER? Exactly.
It was a party. IT WAS A MATING RITUAL.
THIS IS MY GUY.
YOU FEEL OBLIGATED TO GO. IT'S VERY DIFFERENT.
THEY SOUNDED SO HAPPY. THEY SOUNDED LIKE THEY USED TO.
I'M STANDING OUT ON THE STREET IN BROAD DAYLIGHT,
IF HE HASN'T LEARNED BY NOW, I CERTAINLY CAN'T TEACH HIM.
[ CELLULAR PHONE RINGS ]
AND IT FELL.
BUT WHAT CONSTITUTES STICKING?