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BUT IT HAD A LITTLE JOSEPH MITCHELL THING GOING.
IT MAY HAVE CHOKED ARTIE, BUT IT AIN'T GONNA CHOKE ME --
CAN'T -- I'M GOING TO THE PARTY. THEY ASKED ME TO.
Is there someone there who speaks English?
[ BEEPS ]
AND IF SOMETHING SHOULD HAPPEN --
BUT YOU'RE STILL GOING STOCK MERCEDES.
NOW, EAT UP. WE HAVE THE FISH COURSE COMING.
IT'S YALE ALUMNI. THERE CAN'T BE TOO MUCH BLUE.
[ DOG BARKS ]
YOU'LL BE OKAY.
HE'S MORE THAN LOOKING AT ME.
I DON'T DO PARENTS. I'M NOT THAT GUY.
I LOVE A GOOD STEAK ON A STICK.
HOWEVER, WE WERE WONDERING IF MAYBE YOU'D LIKE TO COME.
I AM NOT GOING TO SHIMMY. I DON'T NEED TO SNEAK OUT.
SHOULDN'T WE BE GETTING DOWN TO THE PARTY?
WELL, I'M VERY IMPRESSED,
NO, I'M NOT LOOKING TO GET IN A LINE -- I'M A REPORTER.
WE JUST ATE IT.
I WASN'T GONNA STICK AROUND SO YOU COULD YELL AT ME!
DONNAN IS GOING TO RUN HIS FATHER'S SHIPPING BUSINESS.
SOMEHOW, THAT'S TOO DIFFICULT FOR HIM TO MANAGE.
IT WAS NICE TO MEET YOU, MR. AND MRS. BARNES.
LOOK, YOU CAN GO AMG,
FINALLY, I'M ONE-UPPING GRAMMER.
IN COPING WITH PAINFULLY BORING PARTIES --
THANK YOU.
UH, YEAH, I DID.
OKAY, I SHOULD GO.
BREAKFAST WILL RUN INTO LUNCH, WHICH WILL RUN INTO DINNER.
OKAY, COME HERE.
SHE HAS A REALLY GOOD NOSE.
YEP, NOT BAD. THANK YOU.
HEY, YOU WANT TO GO TO THE MOVIES?
GOOD TO SEE YOU, LOGAN.
DIAMOND NECKLACES WERE INVENTED TO BE WORN.
SHE WOULD KNOW I LIE.
WOULD WE EVER.
ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO GO?
DEAL. BLUEBERRY MUFFIN TO GO.
THANKS FOR DINNER.
I MEAN, BESIDES THE FACT THAT IT'S AN EVENING OF YOU,
BUT THERE WAS A CERTAIN APLOMB TO MY EVASIVENESS.
UM, A BRUISED TUNA-SALAD,
EVEN AFTER YOU'VE SHOWERED.
I'M FINE. CAN I TALK TO YOU AND DAD FOR A MINUTE?
DEAL? DEAL.
MAKE YOU SING WHIFFENPOOF SONGS ALL NIGHT.
TO DO THIS COMPARATIVE-RELIGIONS PAPER,
BY STARING AT YOUR PALM.
I'LL DEAL WITH THIS. YOU GO HOME.
DEAN, HI. I'M SORRY. HAVE YOU BEEN WAITING LONG?
NOW, WOULDN'T YOU RATHER, LET'S SAY, WATCH SOME TELEVISION
HELP ME?
YOU ARE THE MOST PARANOID WOMAN I'VE EVER MET.
SHE LOOKED OUT THE TV AND SAID, "GILMORE, WAS THAT YOU?"
GOOD TO MEET YOU. THANKS FOR KEEPING MY GIRL BUSY.
FORM A SUBPARTY.
YOU MAKE GUMBO?
MOM, THAT'S MINE.
IT DOES NOT?
FINE. I GOT TO BAIL, ANYHOW.
TO ME CLEANING UP TONIGHT.
GREAT.
YES, I AM.
NOTHING'S GOING TO HAPPEN.
HOW LONG HAVE WE GOT?
All right, we're both here.
IF IT'S GONNA BE A BIG THING.
I KNOW.
OKAY, COME HERE.
I DON'T BELONG HERE --
I HEARD YOU YELL "SALMON" EARLIER.
HEY, LIZ!
YES, PLEASE.
HE LIKES MONSTER TRUCKS
IT'S BUBBLING AND TURNING BROWN. IT'S FINE.
IT'S A WHOLE NEW WORLD, KYON,
UH, UH-HUH, "SALMON."
WE ARE HAVING DRINKS -- DRINKS AND APPETIZERS.
CARROTS -- DELICIOUS.
HEY, WE DON'T NEED SOME GUY WITH A CLIPBOARD