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That's so gross.
and there is something here so awesome,
- Hit him! -Okay.
and they're going to come get her on Monday.
"who is this sad, self-loathing idiot
What never happened?
No. no, no, no, I don't want any more secrets,
and I don't even have a kid.
and my girlfriend,
...the goat.
Okay. Okay.
Oh, wait, the goat was there on my 31st birthday.
Okay, this isn't about the Bro Code, and you know it.
This is about...
God, this is awkward.
drinking flat beer ten feet above your living room.
Barney, I'm no shrink, okay,
I'm saying I don't want to be friends anymore.
It's-it's iron-clad.
Which brings us to April 25, 2008.
What?
And I just slept
I'm getting a cab.
Hey. so, I'm reading this, and, I got to say,
I pulled out all the stops.
I wish we had some wine, too.
I deserved that.
I am not going to Vegas with you!
and spend my 30th birthday in a strip club.
Why?
I can't believe you did that.
Because it never happened, none of us are saying anything.
Goat in a party hat?
Well, I guess that's just a chance
It's so much fun having a goat at a party!