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I want my Juicy sweatshirt back. It was too loose around your chest anyway.
Good job.
...was in fact adultery.
Please tell me the rumors are true.
Yeah, what's up?
Notoriety, for whatever reason...
You're not heading in the right direction.
I already did.
He's not the sharpest Christian in the Bible, all right?
It's true. I was quite the contortionist.
What are you doing? Can you...? Can you come here, please?
I made a bad one. But then, so did you.
We promise.
And neither do you, you selfish bitch.
...it causes painful urination, fever and bloody discharge.
...of your opposite-sex sex partner.
But when they thought I slept with someone...
I said I got it from Olive Penderghast.
I still can't believe you remember that.
...and for the first time, I'm starting to believe it.
...to stick his tongue down my throat.
- No dating for you, young lady. - No dating.
Absolutely.
Well, don't they sort of go hand in hand?
They're all lies, but she could use somebody to talk to anyway.
Listen, Mrs. Griffith, I really... I don't need these.
You know, not really. Not really. It's a little low on grist.
Yeah!
I'm gonna turn you around and take you from the back.
Okay. It's a date, then.
You can use my room.
It's a pastor, and he's here.
Your Maine lobster with crab and seafood stuffing.
...to land me in the principal's office.
Fabulous. I'm crushing it. Everything according to plan.
...Der Scharlachrote Buchstabe.
I mean, I got a little lost in the middle,
- Olive? - Hey.
He said something about asking for your hand in marriage.
Did you hear about Olive?
I mean, even the whores and the homosexuals, but it's just so hard.
...is besmirched and made to wear a red A for adulterer.
Perhaps you should get a wardrobe, you abominable twat.
if I was dressed as a crack on a sidewalk.
You gave me a gift card to AutoZone. I don't even have a car.
I'm sorry I asked.
...who have ever run away with a big, hulking black guy.
I hadn't planned on it.
What?
And then he finds out that he has chlamydia.
So if we didn't do anything, could you still tell people we kissed?
Man, I would slit my throat...
I'm hearing some rumors.
...the lies had to stop.
...and she's gonna help Micah, and everything's gonna be okay.
Or we could just go to The Lobster Shack...
No, thank you. I'm trying to watch my figure.
Thank you, Mom.
...would be a little more...
Must've been embarrassing.
Making spaghetti.
They sense any weakness, they pounce like jungle cats.
You're being pretty cavalier about this.
Oh, no.
That feeling When you...
And it turns out she bore her punishment in humble silence...
Should we be kind of worried a little?
...which, thanks to recent budget cuts, meant cleaning.
I did not know it was.
I guess maybe it was because it was the first time...
No, you're not in trouble.
Stay golden.
...because he knows he got me.
Your husband.
A snide comment from a snotty girl in my class.
Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
...what she says in the water closet.
I just want you to know your father and I are totally supportive.
- God. Two frames, really? - Sorry.
You don't understand how hard it is, all right? I'm tormented.
...where you're supposed to stick your tongue in my mouth.
Hello, what's bi-? What is bi-?
I just remembered I am so allergic to shellfish.
- Bed without supper, I guess. - But I'm already finished.
Mismatched tires on your vehicle, which is nonexistent.
I tried to witness to her,
I should just say I had sex with someone. A girl.
Okay. So why was he blubbering like a baby?
You know Rhiannon. She's perpetually angry.
...about the community garden.
No, I do not care that you gave me chlamydia. I don't!
The books you read in class always have some strong connection...
I slept with a whole bunch of people. A slew, a heap, a peck. Mostly guys.
I love you guys. God loves you guys. Now let’s change lives today.
Did he just say it smelled?
...of the leader of my lynch mob.
I see you've been watching my live webcast. It's still going on, you know.
Is that Olive?
And that's why I decided to do this webcast.
...I couldn't help but think I could've come up with better signs.
Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
Okay. Go. It's all right.
- What's that? - Olive has a boy in her room.
Screw all these people, Olive.
We've had nine classes together since kindergarten.
...like, before the cocktail party with cocktails.
Aren't there, like, child labor laws against this?
The principal's like the captain of the ship in international waters.
No, I think she's just a stuck-up Jesus freak.
Single-spaced.