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Except that's the one thing the movies don't tell you:
Brandon was just in the middle of telling me
I did it.
Do you need to talk to us about something, sweetie?
- Until finally... - Hey, Olive.
...but guys just spend and spend to ply women with food...
I did.
...who talks about how hot she is in the bathtub, her fake British accent...
But even that is better than Sanjay Chandrasekhar.
What?
I got sent to the principal today.
It's not a good thing.
This girl, Hester Prynne, has an affair with a minister...
That's the problem.
Anson, drop me a beat.
Just one good imaginary bonk.
- He was sweet. He was... - Of course.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Yeah, well, mine is...
Olive, you're attempting to make a statement.
Are you saying that I should act straight so people will like me?
I'm thinking about another gateway. It's a...
Listen, whatever this little act is about, I just... I'm curious.
Why do you want us to take a bullet if anyone asks if you were here?
Getting them nice and sharp?
Not exactly.
Aren't you supposed to be eternally in love with him?
- It's not a term of endearment. - I want every detail. Now, shitface.
The messed-up thing is I would not put it past Principal Gibbons to expel me.
...already kind of shot that horse in the face.
- Okay? I told you. - With who?
Hey, Olive. How's it going?
- That's not what I was saying. - I know what you were saying.
- Can you not see that I'm a mess? - No, you're not, Olive.
Ironically, we were studying The Scarlet Letter.
Oh, yeah.
Do you wanna talk about it?
Okay, she can't see us. Check. Check.
I knew it wouldn't work.
one for uhh Der Scharlachrote Buchstabe
Come on, just relax. Come on, babe. It's all right.
Yes. Yes. I am a big, fat slut.
God. Asshole.
Hi, Rhi.
We love you no matter what the sexual orientation...
It's his choice that he's a fourth-year senior
...their insides just don't cooperate with each other.
- We could help each other out. - No.
Now you didn't.
You're funny
Shouldn't have had coffee three weeks ago.
Why don't you ask yourself, if you were an adult, who would you believe?
Yeah.
Wait, hold on a second. How do you feel about me?
And this is my side, the right one.
...and then possibly reading some Sylvia Plath.
That's good, honey, but everything has spell check these days, so...
Or actually, no. No, not really. No, I didn't.
Kill the beat. I'm not gonna rap for you.
...bringing along some champagne...
- Don't stop! - Keep going.
You have to do everything I say and tell everyone that I am sensational.
...and I might even lose my virginity to him.
Just kidding. Come on in.
No, you insensitive rhymes-with-witch.
For a long time, actually. A long time.
...and she gave it to him, and she's trying to blame me.
We are officially over.
...or maybe I just couldn't stand to see...
Down the hall to the left.
It hurts so bad, Mommy.
That is so beautiful.
Okay, first of all, he is of age, okay?
And he's not a minor.
- I'm jealous. - Thank you.
Let your freak flag fly. Just make sure you have an exit strategy.
I'm gonna have to get a lower-back tattoo...
Indirectly, I guess sort of.
You guys are my buddies.
- Okay. - Okay.
...I wanted to be cheering with the rest of the students.
- That's awesome! That's perfect! - Yeah!
I told you, that was a one-night stand, which is now over.
It's partly because she's pretty and has perfect hair...
I have an after-school session. Kid brought a knife to school.
Olive.
I mean, at the rate you're going...
Well, do you think I'm a dirty skank?
I said felt.
Aspirational
There's a whole jar of them in the fridge.
I was starting to think I actually did have a gnome down there.
- Who told you? - No one.
Can I talk to you alone for a second?
That's just perfect.
Because a real whore can't admit it to herself, much less others. Trust me.
And what better way to share my private thoughts...
- Windows. - Yeah, yeah.
...and I live in California.
I wanted to make sure you knew...
...where he could finish telling me that thing that's funny...
...has been bitching about her incessantly.
Don't forget, tomorrow's the worker's strike