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I'm so close to the end,
We will burn any establishment or any papers or records relating thereto.
- Jesus, Tyler. - You talked to her about me.
This chick, Marla Singer, did not have testicular cancer.
Answer him, Raymond! Jesus!
Neither would have surprised me.
couldn't remember whether you ordered pens with blue ink or black.
I can’t believe he’s standing One tough motherfucker
They cried harder...
- Hello? - Who's this?
If you then add sodium nitrate and sawdust, you got dynamite.
Who told you motherfuckers you could use my place?
we have just lost cabin pressure
- Come on. - He had a plan.
- You're not talking about me, are you? - No.
Hello?
I suppose these things happen.
.
AND THE EIGHTH AND FINAL RULE: IF THIS IS YOUR FIRST NIGHT IN FIC GIF CLUB.
Calm as Hindu cows
between the police and community leaders.
Got two black shirts? Two pair of black pants?
Someone very, very close to you.
You're a genius, sir.
that never pass collision tests,
I want you to trade Simmons as hard as you can.
You'RE A MORON
Did you know if you make hot chocolate Put sugar in it and set it in the fridge
The first rule of pitching to schwarber is you do not give him anything to hit.
Where are you going with this, IKEA boy?
I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.
- Oh, hey. No, no, no. - Yes, you did. So just ask.
I was always just one step behind Tyler.
Nothing worked.
Rogaine. Viagra. Olestra.
Lose the tie.
Tyler?
I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
This might be someone you've known for years Someone very, very close to you
Oh, they use that on racehorses, for Christ's sakes.
Mike...we got to do this again sometime
I've been coming for over a year.
Tyler was now involved in a lawsuit with the Pressman HoteI
We're still men.
I was living in a state of perpetual déjà vu.
My dad never went to college, so it was real important that I go.
- What? - This is my house.
Yeah, hey, to both of us, right?
I mean, I know him, but he left when I was, like, six years old.
I can't explain now. Trust me.
ME TO NEW GETTY HIRES you met me at a very strange time in my life
Share yourself, completely.
I am Jack's wasted life.
His name is Mike Lassanske
We have front-row seats for this theater of mass destruction.
The first rule of Project Mayhem is you do not ask questions…
- Son, this is serious. - Yes, I know it's serious.
...five, four, three...
In the postseason trapping & interfering aren’t penalties, They’re playoff hockey.
Check-in for that flight isn't for another two hours.
Then I ran some more.
Have you heard about the guy that invented it?
oh, i get it very clever
Yeah!
- Stop. What are you doing? - Hands behind your back.
you're running around in fedoras trying to blow things up what did you think was going to happen?
Tonight, we make soap.
No.
Now run on home.
Hello hello Hello poop
If our fathers are cringey, what does that tell you about God?
It's under control, sir.
When my bro talk about gaming instead of business
And this button-down, Oxford-cloth psycho might just snap
OK, man. OK.
You've got some FUCKED up friends!
No, I mean... It's OK.
Tyler girdler
Cornelius!
What did you think was going to happen
You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life.
People always ask me if I know Tyler Durden.
No.
- Tyler? - Who is this?
I understand.
- Uh... the clever guy. - Oh, yeah. Right.
"And the third rule is-" "Bob, Bob, Bob.... I'm a member."
Where is my mind?
or use hydroxychloroquine to neutralize the bleach please let me have it, please!
The teenager's braces are stuck to the ashtray.
Another copy of a copy
I can't have you talking to her about me.
Are there a lot of these kinds of accidents?
who might have access to home-made dynamite?
the slack integration is over.
His name is Toby Weissman.
We Have To Use The Indefinite Article A butthole, Never Your butthole.
Don't you look at me! You're never getting in this fucking house!
First person that comes out this door gets a lead salad! Understand?
And a wash. This isn't love, it's sport fucking.
Some of it, yeah.
Way out in the water
First rule of Brad Sloan, You do not talk about Brad Sloan
Everywhere I travel, tiny life.
To your cave.
I had it all. I had a stereo that was very decent.
Big guy, big reach. Skinny guys fight till they're burger.
Still not getting it.
He did clix get gayed on
ME TO NEW HIRES "...you met me at a very strange time in my life."
- I want everybody out of here right now. - Hey! You should join our club.
So someone has to switch the projectors at the exact moment
When the fight was over, nothing was solved.
Chloe's dead.
Look at my face. I'm a member.
It's cheaper than a movie and coffee's free.
And this is how I met the big moosie.
brake linings that fail after 1,000 miles,
It's OK.
Welcome to Fight Club.
It’s only Tuesday
Want to say a few words for the occasion?
I wasn't really dying.
Good answer.
the integration is over.
When deep-space exploration ramps up,
- You know what I mean. You fucked her. - No, I didn't.
We are clee. We are clee. We are clee.
Whatever else happens, I've got that pool problem handled.
Yes, we're men.
We need to talk.
With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels.
His name is Robert Paulsen.
But that's me, and I could be wrong. Maybe it's a terrible tragedy.
I really admire what you're doing.
- We've just heard the stories. - What stories?
so the best fat for soap comes from humans.
her name is linda paulson. her name is linda paulson. her name is linda paulson. her name is lina paulson.
you're running around in fedoras trying to blow things up, what did you think was gonna happen!?
- Is this a trick? - No. I need to know...