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A theater major...
How do you feel about gun control?
Guess we’ll be needing some
Not just a babe-fest.
You were the best queen ever.
They want a newer, hotter show...
It's confirmed.
Look to the left.
I gotta do something. I'm gonna go do laps.
Good idea, boss.
So, what's your talent?
Well, here's to...
It'll be ugly.
This is Texas, everyone has a gun.
Like Lady Liberty
Sweeney Todd, what are you doing?
I do not need this now.
You don't walk, you float.
I'm gonna move the chair.
He's still armed! Nobody moves!
But his equipment is like this big
...intellectuals...
Hemorrhoid ointment? You think the judges will look that closely?
I'd have to say April 25th...
Prepare for what promises to be...
That MOUTH!
She's Miss United States
It is always yes, never yeah
He says he's expecting lots of gifts.
Problem, gentlemen?
...when I'm working as hard as I am.
...a day of astounding musical, theatrical and dancing talent.
I’m job searching here!!!
Thank you Kathy....
I've been fighting all my life against your type.
Ladies, I would like you to meet Gracie Lou Freebush from New Jersey.
...if I can make it to the Top 10, so can you!
There's Stetsons everywhere.
Im gliding here!
He's standing right behind me, isn't he?
Nice work. See you back there.
Until the hearing, you're out of the field.
Janoari 22, 2001
- Give me a 20 on Matthews. - Be advised he's at the pool.
I can't believe this!
I was like rain man up there
...California!
The pageant lasts three days. Preliminaries, conferences...
You asked for it.
What are you planning to do for your talent? Sing? Dance?
...but when they heard chocolate they slammed their doors.
She's here with me right now.
I'm confused.
...he strikes and suddenly the clues make sense.
Finished?
She'll be on-stage with nothing to do...
Wait for a visual!
. .
Thank you! She certainly lit my fire.
The envelope, please.
- Toward the stage. - Hold on, we're checking it out.
I don't want to fuck a celebrity
What is the most important thing our society needs? That would be harsh punishment for people who demand action to be taken in an email with more than 2 recipients in "TO".
He's right behind me, isn't he?
As long as you go with me, Tex-Ass.
What's going on? Where's McDonald?
Victor!
I'm up to 75 cents.
I can see this is an incredibly embarrassing situation for you.
Get her off of there!
He's with me.
And thank you, Stan.
New Jersey.
Stan, please!
- What's up? - I don't know. It's not working.
Those better be candy dishes!
Especially without their knowledge.
I kind of hoped it wouldn't. But now that it has...
We're all winners.
Now if someone comes at you--
- So is that it? - Yeah.
Excuse Me. I Am In The Middle Of A REM Cycle Over Here.
Islamic Jihad. They're not so nuts about the Swimsuit Competition.
New Jersey! Which means...
Suitcase is opening.
Yeah! Come on, get up.
Is there any reason to suspect Morningside?
...but what if we were wrong?
Is this your idea of doing final preps on the convention center?
Why, of course it's going to work.
HBO
It's been a privilege.
Really?
Model citizen. Beauty contestant, pageant director, loving mom.
Good, perfect. I'd hate for him to fire me over the phone.
You’re under arrest
...is my job.
She loves her neighborhood
.
Beth!
My ancestors were Quakers.
- I can't do another one! - Yes, you can!
And I know that this year will be our most exciting event ever!
I hope I'm not disturbing you.
Thighs touching....
Arson, explosives, poison...
There's our table!
I'm not just talking about my cohost...
...in '96...
What was the question? I was distracted by a half-masticated cow