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Another keg for you?
That's a lot of meat.
Head up, head up. Keep gliding--
Janoari 25, 2001
How's she doing?
...and....
Mcscuse me, what is your problem?
...because it's not too hot, not too cold.
Wait a minute.
Just up!
Why are you apologizing to her?
All you did was to destroy the dream of young women all over the country.
Thank you.
By helping me to announce the Top 10...
Looking good, ladies.
"I wish I could explain..."
So, what do you say?
Janoari 2, 2001
Which is why I never reproduced.
- Really? - Yeah.
Don't let the contestants see the water
Gun! Gun! Everybody down!
You got a problem with that?
Neck up!
Give it a rest.
I couldn't--
Somebody found some sort of incendiary device.
What, no armored car?
THE CHECKLIST
Most important, we're getting our issues out there for people to hear.
And now, the moment of truth and beauty.
Kenya Moore:
- Nice meeting you. - You too.
No men are allowed in the room Things are different here on the mainland five-o
Right back at you.
That's why you're gonna win.
...Kathy Morningside!
Leslie Davis, California.
...who will have to take the winner's place if, for any reason...
You said all I have is sarcasm and a gun.
Finale positions.
I know you like me You want to kiss me
...after we write up our reports and you get all ugly again...
I had to beg him to let you do this.
And if anyone tries to email me
Be the crown. You are the crown.
Don't do it.
And girls like that.
And if they ran, I would hunt them down.
Victor!
No. We are finished.
Isn't it?
This is it.
And they really don't like fire.
I'm gliding here!
We'll need more. There's a million places...
Thank you Kathy
Ever seen one this big?
It is always yes, never yeah. Sit down.
- Absolutely not. - Miss Morningside...
Szijjártó: Ez a háború rossz Definitely, world peace.
Reminding you 2020 is about balance not diets
Let's go home, honey.
- Am I in danger here? - Wait here.
So, how long have you been doing this pageant-training thing?
She's friends with everyone she meets
I JUST WANNA LET ALL THE LESBIANS OUT THERE KNOW IF I CAN MAKE IT TO THE TOP 10, SO CAN YOU!
I've been waiting five years to run my own op.
One of these two ladies will wear the crown.
For five years you've wanted it.
My IQ just dropped 10 points...
I wonder which one of these...
Dear Jesus, please forgive me...
...and taking long, luxurious bubble baths.
No takers? No?
Guess it's time to apply at my local Hooters.
Thanks.
...that I was a perfectionist...
In all honesty, I might let you down.
What did I tell you? Hot, right?
Good, that's what I want to hear.
At least she thinks I'm funny.
Why are you picking your feet up?
She's Miss United States
My florist has a gun.
People at work Got me like
World peace.
Yes, I did.
ETA, 20 minutes.
And...
And even though I'll be retiring this year....
So you're saying...
Telecasters at the convention center.
Grease some wheels so they like us...
...and they're firing her too!
You know, I had such a good answer to that question too.
I wasn't finished
Janoari 5, 2001
Everybody, I suggest we start packing.
This is my assistant FRANK!
My 1 :00 or your 1 :00?
We'll go over tomorrow's assignments.
Cut it off. Let's go back to work.
Then that mouth!
Excuse me? What is your problem?
We're gonna get a drink.
Yeah.
She's perfect!
I know we all secretly hope the other one will trip and fall on her face--
I got to do everything? Like...