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I'm having a bad hair day.
Hear me out a second.
And eats as much Mexican food as she can get
...is...
And you have no idea why I am the way that I am.
Disgusting, perverted Frank?
What are you doing?
returns and new employees
Okay. With all due respect here...
Can I borrow that drill?
Maybe he needs a little applause.
Sir.
Any woman that does this is catering to misogynistic Neanderthal mentality.
Janoary 1, 2006
Mom?
Janoari 13, 2001
...and pretend I said yes.
...maybe we could have dinner?
...named Gracie Lou Freebush, and all she wants is world peace.
You are a dork-brain.
You Want To Kiss Me
That thing I told you about that I gotta do.
You know what. You're under arrest. Get in the car.
...Nose, Groin!
I think you like me….. You wanna date me……
She's Miss United States
- Can you whistle? - No!
That would be in my other dress.
We'll be right back with tonight's Swimsuit Competition.
- I'm Cheryl from Rhode Island. - Hi, I'm--
Operation Thong has commenced... Operation Speedo has also commenced!!
Eyebrows. There should be two.
The first runner-up...
Female field agents under 35.
I want you all to know, I believe what it says on the sign at the Alamodome.
Hands up! Back off!
Come on, you made a choice.
Go on, now.
Janoari 1, 2001
The year we lost, the winner was a deaf-mute. You can't beat that.
Attention. Attention.
My ancestors were Quakers.
Have fun!
Jesus, Hart.
Just... up
This is my third one and I don't feel a thing!
It's the 75th Annual Miss United States Pageant. ..
You think I'm gorgeous.
- ...involved in bombings. - It's always the quiet ones.
Hot.
Excuse me.
Hair, gel, mousse.
I want all the lesbians to know...
Let's go, Pennsylvania, New Jersey, Texas....
And by the way, you're doing a great job.
I think you date.
...and the DNA said it was a woman!
Down... down....
New Jersey!
I remembered you liked that.
Who is Mary Jo?
Yes.
From sea to shining sea
...the whole big hair and the makeup and--
New York!
Look at yourself.
- He was standing right behind me. - What were we gonna say?
I've been around this pageant for many years.
- Need a hand, boss? - I got it.
I want another drink!
Janoari 29, 2001
Texas!
Don't take the crown. Trust me.
No, sir. He's not gonna die.
..To Us, You Will Always Be Gracie Lou Freebush."
I'll do whatever you want me to, Yoda
In a way, America is like a big ship.
...they'll love you.
Enjoy running the Miss San Antonio Women's Correctional Facility Pageant!
That's easy. World peace.
Not so fast!
We've become really good friends.
Why? You fell.
All hair removal units, wax, electrolysis, laser...
He was holing up in a shack in Nevada.
Compliments of my daughter: the Dress Up Sally web site.
Ivan, out the back.
The Citizen has been ours from the start.
McDonald didn't want to hear about it. It's just us.
How does she do it?
She fits the profile: loner, introverted.
Gently descending, you don't look down.
Janoari 19, 2001
I'm an FBI agent, right? I'm not a performing monkey in heels.
This is the best part.
I've never been in a beauty pageant.
...is, we get these letters full of incomprehensible riddles...
Why can't you?
His victims didn't get a chance to choke on a peanut, did they, sir?
We are ALL winners
Where are you going?
And now, the musical stylings of Gracie Lou Freebush.
I got here three days early so I could--
Operation Thong has commenced.
In some cases, your attacker might come at you in a frontal assault.
Spunky Western cowgirls.
this is a Scholarship Program
Karen Krantz, New York.