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Have you pitched this idea to anybody else?
I'll talk to you later.
Sorry. That party was just a little too awesome for me.
Oh, what's today's date?
I like the Japanese dude.
Well, I like to Start cleaning in one corner
Good morning, I'm making a coffee run. Would either of you care for anything?
- I'm supposed to treat you like Kenneth? - Yes.
of one of our lowest-level employees.
Go on.
At least you got a clockradio out of it, right?
All right, Jeff.
You can't decide what money you'll accept. That's illegal.
Funny. My friend Jenna and I didn't know your name,
- so we've been calling you The Hair. - The Hair?
My watch has these little hands that go around and point at numbers.
Do you want to go someplace else, just the two of us?
All right. Here we go.
I had to say yes. He looked at me with those crazy handsome-guy eyes.
This is what I get for trying to be somebody I am not.
It'll give you something interesting to talk to The Head about.
Good God, what does that man do in here?
That is awesome.