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Donna, I wanna tell you what's going on right now so bad...
- Oh, shit! - Yeah, you better run!
Okay. Seal the deal, pal.
Yeah, can I talk to you for a minute?
I just couldn't let him know I knew that.
- Congratulations, Mr. Newman. - This is great. Thank you.
All right.
That's even better. Happy second of July, honey.
Take me where?
Once again, Michael left Donna in bed confused and unsatisfied.
Michael! Stop it! Stop it, Michael!
I'm just messing with you. We're good.
Hey, look at Sundance wrestle his duck.
You... This is not...
What happened to Alice?
- Stop. - Yes.
Where am I? You're in Bed Bath and Beyond sir.
Michael, honey. Are you awake?
What kind of stereo you got in that blue piece of shit?
Check it out. You hit the fast-forward button.
There's only one place left for it to pop up.
Autopilot?
- Good morning, Mr. Newman. - Hi.
Michael, Janine and I decided to drop out of the rat race...
One, two, three.
Oh. No, no, I don't want that. Come on, man.
Excuse me. I'm sorry to interrupt...
No! And who the hell's Dr. Bergman?
- Oh, Michael, it's beautiful. - I heard you talking to my mother.
...hit rewind, and you're there.
"They're magically delicious." That guy?
It looked like a little Tic Tac.
I thought, "What a great opportunity."
I know you'll do the right thing this time
Taking him wasn't something I wanted to do.
You know, Michael, your father would've loved to be here.
Just not used to seeing you all grown-up like this.
- Ben. - Don't you ever say that again.
See you later, Grandpa, I love you.
Ben!
But you know, it isn't the Fourth of July, it's only the second.
This is what happens. He's gonna answer his phone.
...trying to come up with activities for our Fourth of July camping trip...
I'm gonna live for 200 years. Is that long enough for you and me?
I love you. Go to sleep.
Cough syrup's kicking in again.
...that's probably the most advanced piece of technology...
I know, so, I mean, we're talking a couple of months here.
You, me and Ben should go and have a boys' night out.
- Michael, stop. - No.
Yes! Look at me.
What the hell was that song?
Come on, come on! Yes, Ben. Yes, you did it!
- "Good one, Donna"? - Michael, relax.
Wait. When I get to that place and become a boss...
Eric Lamensoff will assume my day-to-day responsibilities...
We thought you were sleeping, Daddy.
Or we could eat at my Winnebago and watch Three's Company.
...that's gonna get me to places where I wanna be.
Okay, well, if that's your way of telling me that I look pretty, then thank you.
Oh, there's Barney.
I was desperate for companionship!
I fast-forward through it, what am I gonna miss?
Teddy-Rux-Fucking-pin
I forgot to tell you. I hung out with your friend Janine this weekend.
- Okay. - Yeah. I'll show you.
How can I sleep with two Twinkie burglars roaming around?
So just know there is a problem.
It's about kissing ass, playing it safe, making your boss a lot of money...
So if you guys have any cool ideas, draw them up for me.
Isn't that true, son?
Dragon Tales is for babies, Dad. I wanna watch CSI.
You had a fun time hanging out with me?
Stacy!
Come on. Time-out. I thought we were past that.
- Daddy's gonna die in one minute! - Oh, no, honey.
You know that.
And if I fast-forward, who knows how long I'll fast-forward for.
The weight. How did you do it? Staple treatment like your old man?
Open.
Stacy! Did you put shit in my lunch?
It's time to go.
You know calculus?
- P-yew! Was that a stinky-dink bug? - Good job.
Want me to take my shirt off for you? Because I don't play for that team.
Oh, man!
The only way for that to happen is for me to watch this stinking show!
- I didn't mean right this second. - But I already told my wife, sir.
No! No, no, no! I don't want a promotion!
Wanna have a flap fight? You gotta see this-
Wolverine's goofy cousin.
I'm counting on you.