HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Bye.
Are you going to give me the file?
It was a pleasure to meet you.
Thank you.
...good, good, that's...I'm very happy.
- So let's get to it. - Yeah.
No no no.
...without ever taking any AP courses?
...so I wouldn't have some lame Valentine's Day birthday-.
It seemed unfair to subject anyone to the miserable experience I had.
She sat down, carefully, and tied her shoelaces in a double knot...
OK.
But I will tell you what not to do.
OK, I'm your tour guide.
Interesting. Unique, I would say.
Good. He's good.
And you know, we are happy. We're very happy.
Where are your glasses?
He's a great kid.
- I just like the taste better. - So do I. That is...unbelievable.
I realized my teachers were not going to be able to teach me.
Hey! Watch yourself, asshole!
I might have underestimated her passion...
I changed my mind!
He can't love anything...
DENY
And I've dragged it place to place, across the world ever since I was twenty two.
She's clamping again! Jeremiah, get back here!
Yeah, well, my mom's now.
the societally approved definition of success?
Thank you.
The ventriloquism...
Oh baby.
Yeah, I don't think I need that...
I'm sorry, but what do you think that you're doing here?
Just a little levity to enhance the teamwork.
I'm not sure people would believe it on me.
...a true original whose abilities would lift the level of discourse.“...
Cheap mixed with dip with Theresa! She can plan it!
Sorry, he's right.
So what you're saying is that an unusual candidate's strengths...
What was that? Do it again.
That doesn't mean anything.
I didn't ask the name of the man on the train because...
The murderer got off on a technicality.
I think you're exquisite.
Good night.
Actually, I've got to hit the road.
No. I completely believe in you.
Everyone knows?
- Good. - Yeah.
Ok then.
I don't understand.
Portia...
Good, you're angry. You need to express that.
It was all an accident.
- Nelson... - You're absolutely right, Nelson.
Don't take it out on him. It's my own thing.
God dammit. Dammit!
Did this Balakian kid discover electricity or paint the Mona Lisa?
You're asking me?
sitting in a room and reading books would be very cost effective, but-
Whoa, you're so skinny.
He has his parents. He has you, right? Nelson?
I did.
But I have that on a t-shirt, actually.
Performing the act that won him honorable mention...
...that's who you're stuck with.
But the recs aren't special.
Or something stronger perhaps?
Just friendly acquaintances. Portia Nathan.
OK, maybe from our perspective he could have done more...
I just had a mastectomy.
Helen, would you mind putting the bread on the table?
He's a prodigy.
Portia Nathan?
I am not a project.
- I'm lighting them as fast as I can. - Hurry up!
Yeah, you look like a teacher.
Well, we're simple folk.
1995, 1pm at Blaine Hospital.
What?
Well I would have driven you to the hospital.
- Well I'm going to go do that. - You go, girl.
...and let you two chat.
Here, try this soap.
- No, this has nothing to do with- - It's OK, it's OK. I understand.
I think you got lucky.
Please! Fast!
Princeton's awesome.
Mom, I have to go.
No, I'm kind of afraid of heights, so...
...was the highest praise he got.
Yeah, Portia, this is my son, Nelson.
Why don't you go get yourself a cup of coffee.
instead of spending all that money?
Excuse me?
So how long have you been at Princeton?
You're not boring.
Will you eradicate disease? You're going to need a medical degree.
Do you think he has a shot?
because I've actually lived a few places on planet earth-.
I am.
Dad?
I assume you will be standing by the offer?
This is all in your head and I just jumped in like a complete idiot.
Except a lot of people are named Sophie.
Right.
No, I was born at 11pm.
I've tried to put on a brave front about M-M-
I can't tell what's real.
I can't do this anymore. I'm sorry.
I have to start over anyway. OK.
But since you're new to the process, as a professional courtesy, I can...
You know, if I get Clarence's job, this will be my last travel season.
My pleasure. We love Deerfield students.
You know, I'd really like to introduce you to somebody.
What the hell were you thinking?
- What? - Your birth mother.
...but we'll contact you if there's any news.
Played Rolfe in the school production of The Sound of Music.
I would love to. It would be a pleasure.
Whatever you do...
...to help with Martin Luthor King Day activities-.
Put your hands together!
It's OK. It's good.
Well, when you put it like that it just sounds so appealing.
to find that undiscovered gem.
What's the secret to getting in?