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Howard Stern was lured away from Washington by a New York City station.
Robin: Oh, goodness, what's going on?
I smell smoke. Are you smoking in there?
Robin: Howard! You're married.
Howard Stern: You know, when I look back on this moment in my life,
uh, vivacious...
This is crazy.
[Disco Music Plays]
You pick music.
and I was not saying the call letters right.
I mean, think about what a burden that is.
It wasn't my fault.
I just need to rest. I need to get some sleep.
Oh, boy, do I feel stupid.
Honey, if you're up there now,
[Crowd Chants "Howard"]
you didn't stand behind me.
Oh, yeah, he's been terrific.
our ratings actually improved,
Marvin.
She hates me.
so I guess I was kind of curious to meet him.
Come on, Pig Vomit.
Ahh...
There's nobody listening.
Listen, I know I've been a real pain in the butt, OK?
- Is this one crap? - Don't be a moron.
Put me in charge of the Stern show.
I'm in the middle of important show research.
One of them actually killed himself,
I don't care, 'cause I love the taste of a man. Ooga.
Thanks. I appreciate it.
He's everything and anything to me, Mr. Blackswell.
Would you, please? Would you give us a record,
Appreciate it, Robin.
Orioles over the Red Sox 3-2 last night,
I hate going out.
Practically.
Well, I'm gonna set up lunch...
Wow! He's getting awfully personal this morning.
# There must be some kind of way out of here #
I was in. This was it.
It's an equation from hell.
OK, you ready?
Yes, sir.
But I'm saying I was in the 103rd.
just keep him on the line.
# My mind was achin' #
Howdy, partner.
you're saying about us, you understand?
What a fucking jerk.
It's great to see you.
beautifully big-breasted Robin Quivers. I love her.
It'll just take 2 seconds.
Thank you.
I'm not kidding around... You are beautiful,
Absolutely.
Fuck you.
What would you do?
Hey, everybody!
OK, I know what you're saying.
and he proved this theory years ago.
I talk.
Beautiful. Beautiful. I don't believe it.
Could you turn the treble all the way down
Senior year... Big year for me.
You're completely on fire about having a baby.
2021, GET THE FUCK OUT!
without people looking at me like, "Oh, God, that poor little thing."
My name is Howard Stern,
to New York's newest disc jockey.
and every fundamentalist group in this country hates my guts,
or other bodily functions."
Howard: I had, like, no listeners,
This I know.
# Plowmen dig my earth... #
In fact, we're designing a more restrictive program
the first time I was ever on stage with a 12-inch kielbasa.
That seemed like the obvious answer.
You can't blame a radio station. It's my screwup.
# And nothing's bad as it may seem... #
I am making a baby!
You know, we could name the baby and everything. Clumpy... Clumpy Stern.
Come on! How can you say that?
I really think this show's starting to take off.
In any language, pussy.
I mean, Howard complains that his penis is too small,
Get out of here!
No, thanks.
Yeah, sure. Of course.
Well, she's a Hollywood actress.
to create the appearance of having a large penis."
And this is Howard's first job interview.
Come over here. You want to sit down on this couch?
Hi. Is this Betty Jean Rushton?
They're gonna be lining up 10 in a row.
Hold the sign nice and low.
I think you've been loyal to every person you've ever worked with.
Now let's go to our newest member
He's been very successful, and God bless him.
OK, thank you.
if you want to talk about this.
L... I think I quit.
What the hell is she doing?
Oh, hello. How are you?
Anyway, Pig Vomit says to me,
I should be talking about my personal life.
She could walk around with your father and little Clumpy pictures.
The lovely and talented Fartman, ladies and gentlemen.
I told you, shut up.
That would be it, sir.
but she started making a lot of sense.
on the Howard Stern Experience,
As a disc jockey, you're... you're shit... ha ha ha ha...
out to, uh, her new movie. It was really good.
I just realized, uh... that makes no sense what I just said.
Kenny: I have, uh, Howard Stern outside.
I have the little TV show here.
Yeah, what were you?
But I refuse to work with this man one minute longer.
# Ooh-ooh-ooh dee dee #
[Lmitating Dog]
Naked Woman: Well, after the show,
So, it's not too bad, you know?
No. They just thought I was an idiot.
But you got to admit, it was a funny bit.
Woman In Movie: Hello?
People of New York...
[Crowd Chants "Howard"]
I can't believe how late I am.
and all scripts... and I do mean all scripts...
in praise of me!
Ooh, now, that's hot.
You got a great body. Let everybody see it.
Stop that. Stop.
Hi, everybody. My name is Gene Sternburn,
[David Bowie's Let's Dance Plays]
winds out of the northwest.
This is Donna Porter with us on the show,
Oh, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard, Howard.
I really got to go.
and they screwed me. We gotta get back in there and beat them.
I need a life that is ours, that belongs to us.
[Overemphasizing] W N BC.
I'm Moti, station manager.
I have no bulge in my crotch. I have a small penis.
Tell me, uh, what's going on in the traffic?
You gotta go.
It's cold, real cold,
# Girl, you really got me now #
Woman Caller: Hi, is this Howard Stern?
Answer most commonly given:
Yeah, I had everything I ever wanted in life, you know.
I mean, no one realizes I got to be up
You shaved your mustache.
Ohh! Aah! Aah!
I'm looking forward to joining the team.
- Man's a... - [Jackhammer]
Come on back here, hold this sign...
I wanted everyone to wake up the next morning
All right, enough of this nonsense.
because it's vulgar and obscene.
It's baby time! I'm ready to give you a baby.
stick around for the new guy Howard Stern
And thank you, Mr. Announcer.
if it wasn't going right... you know?
You think so?
He wants to be on radio.
the most aggressive radio station in Detroit.
Even if I'd put you in the hospital
The average radio listener listens for 18 minutes.
Kind of weird, you know?
Hello?
Yeah. Yeah.
Are we off the air?
I told you I work spontaneously. I think that I...
I'm making a film for my film class,
A real man would have done it right the first time.
I just gotta get touched.
This isn't funny, Howard.
at first I really thought I'd won them over.
None of it. What the fuck is it?
What?
AC/DC!
You're not getting the phone from me, Kenny.
which is a good sign, I think.
E'I AMAR BARI ! GET THE FUCK OUT KHANKI KUKUR
You're gonna ruin this woman's mood.