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My parents would take me through there, and we just had a great time.
Program director?
And do you want to know something?
and we'd get a real place together.
No. I have a lot of reading to catch up on,
Can you come around my sides?
We're almost set.
And I'm not saying that to pressure you.
Alison: I'm pregnant.
Is Howard here?
Oh, hi. My hair's wet.
Broke my nose!
Right here on your left.
# Oh! Oh! Oh! #
I wanted this to be the biggest moment
to remember former Beatle John Lennon,
and I end up feeling like an asshole.
You came late yesterday.
"Howard goes to Hartford and becomes the wacky morning man at WCCC."
[Buzz]
Oh, come on, man. Don't listen to Kenny.
That is true, too. I didn't consider that.
In a way that I gotta figure out what I'm gonna be.
And what are you gonna do with it?
Tsk. Give us a break. It'll take a second.
What's your problem?
Come on. What's the big deal?
to get on the microphone in a serious manner
I think we deserve to.
without even hearing him on the air?
And... And you're a great actress and everything,
[Vomiting]
Hey, Robin,
the ex-president of the United States, Mr. Richard Nixon.
Well, this just came from the FCC.
Howard: Back then,
# Oh #
Yes, Roger.
and, you know, it's funny,
"make sure to wear tight pants.
I must tell you, though, we have to end this fun right now.
Well, I've reached my limit.
Don't push your luck, Howard.
Don't look.
I didn't want to tell you this,
You got me moaning.
I think it's very funny.
Take a seat. I'll Tell you what happened.
And we could walk out with tons of stuff
I'll tell you this much.
Um, this if for the Howard Stern movie.
Yeah. Yeah, ma?
- How you doing? - Oh, hey, Kenny.
Hoowww!
...Radio waves high above America...
I'm calm. I am perfectly calm.
and pretty soon, I was spreading joy throughout the community.
[Black Sabbath's Paranoid Plays]
to kill Pig Vomit finally.
Aw, Gene, don't have...
and say it was our grandchild,
# Biddi-biddi-biddi-biddi #
Howard: Behold, I am Fartman.
Nothing but crap.
That station, you guessed it, is WNBC...
that you're so incapable of being supportive.
And then I hit puberty.
WCCC, FM 107 and AM 1290.
Gimme the damn phone.
Lisa. Hi, how you doing?
Ooh, you know what? You know... Oh, man.
It's not yentas, Howard. It's everybody.
Blank a-doodle-doo.
Howard, you stink.
[Country Music Playing]
I can't wait, Howard.
[Door Closes]
Hi. Hey, How you doing?
and he told me that when he was little,
[Jackhammer]
and my thoughts are right in the gutter.
this has been a really great flight.
Oh, whoa. Anyway, I was calling
You can't go firing them.
[Cough]
You're supposed to listen to me.
Howdy, cowpokes.
Shut up! You know why.
I don't want to get fired, so, uh, I guess I lied to you,
A woman cannot be aroused in that way.
That's what's missing.
We're gonna take him out of this office, we'll bring him home,
But you come on time, and you are good worker, huh?
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, Mia Farrow.
Oh, my God.
Privately, for us.
[Hums]
My life sucked,
I've been in here for 8 years, cuttin' his friggin' potato!
And I've never told anyone this before...
Symphony Sid!
Really?
- You don't look like an elephant. - I do.
[Bouncy Puppet Music]
And... And as far as my taking his rectal temperature
but his penis size is fine.
[Man Yelling]
because you know your body would reject it
Robin Leach says we should move to Antigua.
Wake everybody up.
I think it's rather revealing.
Have you lost your mind?
"into your pants
You know, I got to tell you something. When I was a child,
- Daddy! - Daddy!
I brought in a cup of Blackswell's semen.
Your job is to make them fetch, eh?
Don't hurt yourself getting over there.
W N BC.
did you ever work with a kielbasa?
A woman on the air had an orgasm.
You have a sharp ass.
I just want to say one thing.
Really?
and give me a massage while she is nude.
What can I say? This is unbelievable, you know.
With you?
Page 108, paragraph 3:
Oh, really? Well, let's see if we can't help you with your problem.
Just fire him, huh?
This is my gift to you, New York...
I told them I wanted to talk to you off the air.
# Hard charger... #
Get in.
actually has some theater experience as well, don't you, Ross?
But why?
by Eugene Mama Look-a boo boo day.
[Hums]
so we're gonna have to practice it.
I'd like you to memorize the names of the local high schools.
How could you do that? Do you think that was funny?
I think it's very humiliating.
America's first network.
Now, what I need you to do is put your private area over the woofer.
I know how to give a man pleasure.
[Shivering]
# Who feel that life is but a joke #
Come on, Kenny. Why don't you open up?
But, honey, you're in the middle of interrupting a beautiful, sexy moment.
# 66, WNBC #
Well, it takes a Dick to know a cock, and that's what I wrote.
That's what you liked?
I never approved that script, God damn it, Howard!
[Julie Chuckles] Oh, you know it, Howard.
The way it's said properly is...
Um, we're shooting a movie.
Hi. How you doing?
I never would have even called his wife on the air
# Shut up your mouth, That is your daddy #
Shut up.
#... A boy could give you #
Embarrassing.
You gotta go to a different hair shop or something.
No more $96 a week.
Honey, you are doing it.
Howard?
Our entire Washington radio audience has disappeared.
I'm sweating.
Could you start with my shoulders?
Hi. I'm Robin Quivers, your newswoman.
but I want you to stick around,
I finally got up the courage
# You got me so I can't sleep at night #
When you walk in, lesbians all over the place, right?
Oh, my God.
You know what we're gonna do?