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Good evening, gentlemen.
- Girl! - Taste, please.
#Oh, baby #
My mother was calling the police, until I told her you had a chemical imbalance...
The babe said it was good for my complexion.
Cindy?
What a bunch of followers you guys are.
- Direct hit. - Yow!
The real me and the real you. That's all.
[Shouting]
Oh, man, that's stupid. I know, 'cause that's where I wanted to be.
Yo, gentlemen. Hey! How's it goin'?
- Let me ask you. - Great.
- No. - No? [Laughs]
Listen up. We divert 'em on each flank, and you shitbomb the front door.
Um, did l... Did I forget to pay you last week?
- All right, Donald, two lunches. - Three lunches.
Stop it! The neighbors, man!
$1,000 to go out with him for a month. This guy.
We've got the teams. We've got the class.
Wow! Wow, can I pet it?
Uh... I guess I made a mistake. Bye-bye.
Hi, Ronnie.
Chuckie Miller, right?
Geez. popularity sure beats being treated like a social leper. Let me tell ya.
Being a senior's gonna be a beautiful thing.
Who? Iris?
I've loaded up my woody with the boards on top
And I waved to you at the game yesterday.
You took him from geek status to king status to no status.
It's what we're here to do, right, is dance?
Oh, God. He bought me.
What's a two-word phrase for late and inconsiderate?
We know nowthat the moon, as well as all the other bodies in the solar system...
I was wondering when you'd bring this up.
Everything is cool, really.
That's my point. Wouldn't you like to hang with them?
Every time I called, you were either taking a bath, washing your hair.
You think this is easy for me?
That money just can't buy
Who's Iris' latest victim?
Well, I looked all over the world
I shall supply you this remote control, but I'm going to demand, say, uh, two bucks.
- Well, hey, anyway, think you can handle a brew? - Sure, you got an A&W?
- [projector Whirring] - [Man] Without an atmosphere...
-Oh, oh, oh-ohh - You!
I'm new at all this. I'm gonna have to rely on your experience.
Check it out, Bobby.
and that will make me popular.
On your side, with your crowd. But I messed up.
Hey! Yo!
Let's do somethin' this weekend, just me and you.
Leave me dancin' with myself So let's sink another drink
No, no, no...no
Broke. Bankrupt. Chapter 11 .
- Hi, girls. - My mom's gonna freak.
Back to nursery school.
.
Oh, man. He's gonna make a fool of himself.
Fine.
- isn't an unwise investment. - Yeah?
Let me explain. I took it long enough.
I'm tired of you comparing me to Bobby, and, in fact, I'm tired of you.
Man, it's all bullshit. It's just tough enough to be yourself.
So let's sink another drink 'Cause it'll give me time to think
[Sighs] Nope. Turn around.
Didn't you take economics? You could've had me for $49.95.
You're right.
All night, all night
So what's the real reason why they call you Big John?
-[Dance pop] - One, two and four.
You blew my best friend
Well, uh, Friday, uh...
Can't buy me love
And I get my lunch hour off.
[Knocking Continues]
I don't care too much for money
Right. That's exactly what I was thinking about. The breakup.