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I wanna thank you
It's nice.
That's an odd thing to say.
Audrey, Dad flipped out because he loved us
We gotta shake things up. Right?
What am I supposed to do, hit him back?
- Yeah. - And you didn't wanna hit him?
We did.
I-I-I-I feel like a loser.
It doesn't matter if you are.
We're about to have sex outside!
I wanna thank you for goin' to bat for me last week.
- That's it? - Sure.
Mm. Mm. You're, like, so cute always.
It's just an idea. That's all I'm saying.
- I'll never forget that night. - Neither will I, baby.
I was happy to do it.
- Yes. Hi. - Hey.
Hi.
You have to chug a big pitcher of beer
Oh, man! I love you so much.
Oh, will uncle Stone be there?
Okay, ladies. Uh... What?!
What?
Your forehead's gonna be so sore.
Uh, Debbie do-anything?
Gender fluidity is a serious issue. There are a lot of boys who are born with vaginas. Don’t get your gender fluid on me.
What the fuck?
Shut up, Kevin.
See? You don't need a Wingman.
A cowboy with a huge six-pack
- Hi, Grandpa. - Come here, you two.
I have everything I've ever wanted.
What?
Been doing this about three and a half years.
I would have shot you right off that fuckin' horse...
Doesn't look like much,
I don't know how I could ever thank you.
Who has that much pubic hair?! It's not even possible.
A what?!
Oh, yeah, but just because.
Well you couldn't have come on a better day.
I'm here to answer any questions
Just basic safety.
- Night, Stone. - Good night, St-Stone.
You're hurting my tummy!
No, Kevin. Kevin, no.
We're driving to Walley World.
Focus on the balls.
You are such a little boy.
Bye.
Aah! Whoa!
Oh, can I try, Dad?
Mm-hmm.
I'll catch the next one.
Wow. Uncle Stone, I may not agree with your politics
Oh, boy. Yeah.
Yeah. It's a... It's a great stress reliever.
I have to piss. Me, too.
- Do you think I can shoot his guns? - No, you cannot.
Where are we going?
Here it is.
I call both beds!
Help!
Not to mention, he also snagged himself
What the fuck is this?
For one thing, the original vacation had a boy and a girl.
Oh, is that right? Uh-huh.
Yeah.
Okay, that's not... This is not the point.
Now, young man, we talked about
And that's when the muffin made the car explode.
What's going on here? Oh, you'll see.
Honey, are you sure about this?
They oughta shut this place down!
Are those mushrooms?!
Pretty girls.
I think we should, uh, steer clear of that.
this'll be the highlight of your trip.
and she wouldn't have done any of those things.
- What? - It started!
with a lady friend,
this is paradise.
No thanks necessary.
Well, guys, what'd you think of walley world?
Yeah. And it's really good for you, too.
Mwah!
Uh-huh.
it wouldn't be okay for Kevin to tease you about your vagina.
That has to be a sign, right?
Is it this bad?
Oui!
Well, we never tried the top hat.
I can't tell you how much it's meant to me
Well, you are my queen,
Uh, passengers on the left side of the prancer
You have been trying so hard
Go on over there!
It’s for Donkey Burger
I-I love you! You love me!
You herd them yourself?
Yeah! All right!
Look at that. The boys are bonding already.
What is that?
Right? So you're only using the rim of your mouth.
Not my Stone.
Right, well, w-w-we just drove 2,500 miles to ride this ride
I don't know. It was your plan.
Whoo-Hoo! Whoo-Hoo!
The boys are right, Russ.
and we had a little chat.
'Cause I want to go to the movies with my friends.
Now, the key here
Now, here are the four of us at the Arc De Triomphe.
Russ. Yeah.
So you admit I have balls? Yeah, they hang outta your vagina.
Okay.
but I think that's part of it.
This Chug run raised
We never do that. Hey.
triple corkscrew loop.
Do you think I can be a pilot when I grow up?
What? It has a sensor.
Hey, madam. How much capellini are you throwing away?
Goddamn it.
Is there another entrance to the hot Springs?
Wait, what's going on?
Oh, no, no. That's not okay.
I cannot believe that they are still doing this.