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Otherwise, I find myself thinking that
Why don't you shut up, OK?
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(PAT SR.) When you started spending time with her, it fell apart.
(KEOGH) Hey, was he messing with you?
Can we stop at the library? I wanna read Nikki's English high school syllabus.
Been helping Pop. He needs a legitimate business. He needs a tax return.
Why did you order Raisin Bran?
It's making me disciplined and focused, and it's...
So, yeah, I snapped. I almost beat him to death.
- Shut up, shut up. Stop it. - Shut up.
Pat, you have to have a strategy, I told you earlier.
As my friend Danny would say:
(RONNIE) Great, great. (LAUGHS) (VERONICA) Everyone having fun?
You mean OCD superstitious time?
(MAN 1) What, are you kidding me? I love Sundays. I live for Sundays.
Not that I give a fuck about football or your superstitions,
You OK?
Don't be fooled by low-ball mortgage quotes, only to find the rate that also comes with thousands in closing costs.
Your schedule is busy? Grapes of Wrath and watching football with your dad?
(SIREN WAILS)
- Get off. - Man, take it easy.
(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
Ask him about any president, knows them all.
And I could just explain it and let her know I'm actually not out of control.
Outside the office.
and take a lot of money from this asshole.
I wouldn't actually call the restraining order my thing,
They both like to dance, which was boring,
- Sorry... - Did Dr. Timbers put you up to this?
We can go to the back house and you can fuck me
It's a fireplace.
I can tell you about Lord of the Flies.
- because my hair didn't grow long. - (CELL PHONE RINGS)
- Can I say something? - (TIFFANY) No.
- Yeah. I'm thinking of redoing it again. - Why?
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
- (PHONE RINGING) - (DOGS BARKING)
I just got stuck.
Don't you believe in America's team?
(PAT) How'd you know we were here? (DANNY) Your parents.
(CLEARS THROAT)
Plus, whatever their score is at the dance thing. What's that?
Oh, baby, can we show them the house?
You OK?
(PAT) But if it was me reading the signs...
(PAT) I'm getting in shape.
Come on, let's dance.
Stop that. Hey, hey, hey, stop, stop, stop.
Tommy's dead, he's not gonna fucking do it.
Bounce, bounce. Shuffle back, shuffle, shuffle.
Well, can he make it?
It's the way I want it, but he cut it back.
A little bit more soul, Pat.
but she sure doesn't love you right now. I'm telling you, don't fuck this up.
My dad lost his pension.
- Did you throw that outside? - You're not gonna read that on my time.
And I also mentioned how you were...
Listen, I need to ask you something.
The year was 1978. Disco was hit, and Sit 'n Sleep was just opening its doors. 25 years later, Sit 'n Sleep was celebrating with its 25th anniversary sale.
I'm doing it with my physicality. Working out, that's what I'm doing.
Guest of honour. Come however you wanna come.
(DOORBELL RINGS)
I just gotta get a strategy, you know?
(SOBBING AND MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY)
- I did. Yeah, I did. Thank you. - Aah! Get away from me. Get away.
(DANNY) That's when I had long hair. People say I talk about hair too much.
I want you to be prepared for it, she may not return.
I'm Tiffany, by the way.
She's making a lot of sense, Pop. That's all right on all counts.
any chance of playing in the playoffs.
Yeah, it drives me crazy. And, yes, I was negative.
And not to mention the lasagne you make on game day when the Birds play.
Forget the entire fucking idea.
- Dad! This is insanity! - Dad!
(MUSIC FADES)
What'd you do? What happened?
- Look at the dancers. You see them? - Shit.
- I like it. - (DOLORES) No. No, Patrizio.
Let's have a good ending to the story?
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I come home and what's playing? The song.
Troy and Abed Back from Summer
Leave it alone. Leave it alone. We're watching the game.
And basically, I've been like white-knuckling it this whole time.
She's sensitive, smart, artistic.
(TIFFANY) I know you do. (PAT) You do?
- (PAT SR.) I'm gonna pay, don't worry. - From your bookmaking?
Oh, she's a mess. Gotta be careful. She does a lot of therapy.
(KEOGH) Where are you going? (TIFFANY) I took it too far.
(EMCEE) All right, let's see the scores for Solatano and Maxwell.
- You do things on your own. - I always get myself in these situations.
And then I wake up and I'm empty, I have nothing.
(PAT) I was gonna split my time with my dad and you.
- Yeah, go see Tanya. - OK, man, hey.
(JAKE) Stay back, Pat. Stay back.
- What's that? - What's that?
A small thing that I do. If I make money what's the difference if I do this?
I think of everything everyone did for me and I feel like a very lucky guy.
They escape into the mountains. They'll be happy,
Come on, she's making crabby snacks and homemades. Come on, Dad.
you're killing me...
Didn't I say you wouldn't recognise him?
Mom got this Gap outfit she wants me to wear,
Those places creep me out and the firm's been expanded.
Was it like older women, a sexy teacher who wants to seduce you...?
(PAT) Relax, we're gonna be fine. I'll see you up there, OK?
- It makes me peaceful. - West Side Story?
- Don't hug me. - Not a complainer, I'm positive.
You can give me the money now, you know.
I didn't think you were.
Oh, fuck off, Randy. You love it.
I start fucking smashing shit.
- (PAT) Oh, wow. - Let me think about that. Wait a minute.
Not bad, Dr. Jones.
- I just got fired, actually. - Oh, really? How?
I mean, the world's hard enough as it is, guys.
Well...
- No, she might be with him. - (PAT) No way, Dad.
Yeah. Can you move a little bit more hip?
And if Pat had been with me like he was supposed to,
I already did do something for you.
- Hey! - Whoa! Hey.
Listen to me.
- (PAT) DeSean Jackson. - Yeah. Did it fit?
So take your medication.
Don't drink, don't hit anybody. You'll be fine.
- Good evening. - (MAN) Evening.
Don't know what you're talking about.
Is that...? You're ask...?
Honestly, he didn't do anything. It was all the kids.
For Pat Sr. to win, Birds gotta beat the Cowboys,