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I'm more concerned about you than anything else.
Why not think about when the Eagles beat the Seahawks, 14 to 7?
The third time we got together, we had Raisin Bran in the diner.
It's in the back of my head. We don't almost have it, all right?
(RANDY) We'll shake on it. (TIFFANY) Shake on it.
- (JAKE) I'm worried about the bet. - Don't worry about the bet.
The second time we got together,
- I don't care! No, Mom! - (DOLORES) Stop it! Stop it!
we might both be better off moving on with our lives separately.
I'm... She's... I'll just borrow Jake's phone.
- (WHISPERS) Crushed by what? - Everything. Family, the baby, the job.
You're gonna be amazing and she's gonna be amazing.
- He's not embarrassed? - No.
She has a court order against you, 500 feet... Listen to me!
No. That's stupid.
- Come on. - I can't.
We would fight, we wouldn't talk for a couple weeks.
- (PAT) Good, Dad, good. - OK, the question is:
So they put me on medication, which I feel ashamed of.
I had a lot of access to medication and I took advantage of it.
(STEVIE WONDER'S MY CHERIE AMOUR PLAYING)
The name of the app That tracks vax
- Yeah, that's easier said than done. - You have no choice.
(PAT) What? (TIFFANY) Yeah.
What kind of emergency?
I used to think you were the best thing that happened,
Pat told me how God made you rich in character.
- Yeah, wore it to Ronnie's. - Beautiful jersey. I love that jersey.
The fucking dicks at work, and it's like, you know...
- Veronica didn't like it. - Veronica hates the jersey.
- How about trazodone? - Trazodone?
OK.
- You can't tell Nikki. - Pipe down.
Yeah. With mood swings and weird thinking
No.
- It's a computer screen. - (RONNIE) Nope.
but I don't take them anymore, no.
- Maybe we should call the FBI. - No, don't make fun. It's serious.
- I'm sorry. - I was a big slut, but I'm not anymore.
Make sure it gets mended. You're getting in the way of that.
(TIFFANY) That sounds like bullshit.
I got nothin but love for you Gomez
Stop talking about stuff that's good for you.
- Think I'm why today's happened? - (PAT SR.) You are why today happened.
- Let's go, Patty! - Come on, Pat.
It's about us spending time now.
You lost your wife,
I'm not gonna fight, I'm not gonna fight.
Whoo! Eagles, baby!
He has the wrong idea. Everything's fine.
(AMBRCDSIA PARSLEY & THE ELEGANT TOO'S GOODNIGHT MOON PLAYING)
Especially after all the shit you just told me.
Oh, shit. The Asian invasion.
Double or nothing on the Bengals next week, is that what you're saying?
(BRAHMS' LULLABY PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
So, what do you do?
NOT BAD DR. JONES
Pat Solatano? Yeah? Mrs. Solatano, Mr. Solatano,
Quiet, you already did enough. What do you say?
- Gonna get a bowl of your Raisin Bran. - (WAITRESS) Great.
Football stays out of this place. So does Lord of the Flies.
Sometimes it's not, they got a broken wing, they're an easy target.
(DOLORES) What about in your father's study?
I'm gonna take this negativity and use it as fuel.
All right, Mom, let's talk about this.
- Don't let Tiffany get you in trouble. - You're up to something.
You little fucking shit!
I haven't dated since before my marriage,
- Touchdown! - (ALL YELL)
(MAN) I'm a lawyer.
And I hurt my hand and I...
All right, well, ask for you. What can I do for you?
I made a commitment about a project,
I just wanted to, uh...
- Wow. - It's electric between us.
I'm better now and I hope you are too. I'm gonna appreciate...
- Excelsior. - (DOLORES) Oh, Pat.
- but I don't wanna. - (PAT) Why?
- where she keeps his balls, her purse. - That's not true.
Don't go in my study.
but I'm glad you took the risk of getting it to me through Tiffany.
I'm gonna go home and write the letter right now.
I knew it the minute I met you.
On the player is the CD playing the song.
You let me lie to you for a week?
(KEOGH) Good luck. I gotta write this up.
And on the way back, he stopped on 76
Basically? Was I some percentage not cool?
People fight. Couples fight.
the Eagles beat the Falcons, 27 to 14.
(JAKE) No, I played the jack.
- What are you doing? - He's got all his Eagles videos.
Do another parlay if you make it to the next round.
I don't give a fuck! I'm not calming down! Anybody can wake up!
Think about it.
(PAT) Get off me, Dad.
Get off! You're harassing me! He's harassing me!
- Who told you you can't be happy? - Do your best, you have no choice.
This is your house so it comes down to you.
Are you joking?
as long as we turn the lights out, unquote.
Oh, you wore a jersey to dinner.
He's betting everything on the Giant game. Everything.
(MUMBLES) You're not Nikki.
What is The Story of This Car Dealer's Radio Commercial?
This crazy sad shit, as you call it, made you a happier, calmer person
- What's this? - (RANDY) Hi.
- Which jersey? - DeSean Jackson.
Eight months is already long enough.
- Would you just leave me alone? - Wait a second!
Yeah, sure.
There's a part of me that's sloppy and dirty, but I like that,
- Yeah, I know. - Thank you.
(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
I... I'm...
Work's out of control. You know, she had the baby.
- Thank you. Sorry. We understand. - Since when do cops have cards?
I feel like I'm getting crushed and...
- I'm not gonna do a dance. - I'm not giving your letter.
- Yeah. Uh-huh. - To your need.