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I'm getting engaged.
Old enough to have a marriage end and not wind up in a mental hospital.
Meantime, if you listen to that song, I don't want you to fall apart.
- I'll fix it when I get back. - Now.
please welcome Pat Solatano Jr. and Tiffany Maxwell.
if it's me reading the signs, I need to see something
Tomorrow, can I spend half the day with you?
They go by Philadelphia rules. Each dancer is scored 1 to 10,
You can say that again. Those cocksuckers!
Open up.
- She didn't say anything. Didn't tell me. - The court said yes. Don't worry.
By your slow walk. You can't talk.
I was trying to be romantic.
- (PAT) Dad's got you sitting here? - He calls me jailhouse lawyer.
You got the Stranglers. You love the Stranglers.
Guess we're not that different, huh, Dad?
I miss you. I really need someone to talk to.
- when Pat is with me, we settled that. - Stay for...
Give me your iPod. Give it to me. Thank you.
And the boss called me in to his office and tried to pin it all on me.
I got nothing but love for you brother
I wanna do everything I can to help you get back on your feet.
- Isn't it awesome? - Not for dinner.
Hey, Pat, Tiffany.
Life reaches out a moment like this, it's a sin if you don't reach back.
- Everything good? - (PAT) Mm-hm.
As my friend Check would say:
Tiffany, what are you talking about? What do you mean, can't give the letter?
(DOORBELL RINGS)
wut.
I love you, Dad.
And a 5.4.
Danny was in for assault because of crystal meth and alcohol.
- Like, What? What day is it? - Yeah. (LAUGHS)
I just came by to say hi, I'm ready to work.
7.5, and 6.5.
Pat, this whole thing was a mistake.
Like, I'm trying to do this, you know, and then I'm, like, suffocating.
He broke up my marriage. Are you being a troublemaker?
- Patty. Patty. - Don't look for Nikki!
This is Cliff. My doctor.
Just don't make her an emergency, that crazy girl.
- Does Veronica still talk to Nikki? - Yeah.
Oh, West Side Story.
And you guys are how good?
- Seen her? - Find her.
I don't have a filter when I talk.
Oh, my God. Nikki hated when I talked like this. Made me feel like such a perv.
You know what's more American? Benjamin Franklin.
and his wife Veronica's a real stickler for...
- Happy Halloween. - Hi.
Nikki's gonna be there, you know?
my god tu sais tres bien danser
(PAT SR.) Get out of here with that camera.
(LAUGHING)
Ronnie. Pat.
Recognise these feelings. Otherwise you will be sent back to Baltimore.
No, I'm not gonna. It makes me foggy...
No walk, no letter.
Were there any women?
on the official seal of the state of New York?
- (TIFFANY) I just hope you can handle it. - Thank you.
Tea.
- Is that illegal? - I'm your brother in green,
- Keep going. - A brick oven.
We are gonna make it to the next round.
- You can't do it. - Well, you know, I didn't approve
- Don't yell at me like that. - Well, then don't behave this way.
Do you feel that? That's emotion.
The lawyer instructed, he said we should plead that,
That connection with DeSean Jackson, it doesn't matter anymore.
Do us a favour, don't read for a while. Why are you wearing a garbage bag?
you were in a superior mental illness category, didn't you?
Restraining order's nothing to fool with, bro.
What are you talking about? What makes the Cowboys America's team?
I get it.
Stop breaking my balls.
I'm Tommy's crazy whore widow, minus the whore thing for the most part.
plus Pat and Tiffany gotta get at least a 5 at the dance.
- Benjamin Franklin? - Franklin, the founder of our country.
Patrizio, don't hit him!
I had a good time tonight.
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
Why are they so excited about a 5?
Pat, you're gonna wake everybody up!
Because that must have been fucking crazy
Buddy, thank you. That's so nice of you.
- What do you mean? - Don't have the controls.
Just practicing. How'd Tommy die?
(WHISPERS) Metallica, Megadeth.
That's when I was an x-ray technician and I had my ADD and my anxiety.
Your father expects to spend time with you, Pat.
It might've made you feel worse about your behaviour,
WhY'd You run by my house?
I got nothing but love for you, brother.
- Don't worry about it. - I would call Nikki.
I know who his team is
The whole family is together. Mom makes braciole. Dad puts the jersey on.
The song that was playing when my wife
(AUDIENCE GASPS)
So am I.
(PAT SR.) Patty.
(TIFFANY) You shut the fuck up. (PAT) Tiffany. Tiffany.
- Sorry. A lot of people. My uncle too. - Really?
Because I do this. Time after time, I do all this shit for other people.
BAD RADIO ADVERTISING FOR JEWELRY STORE
- Let's talk about that. - Be my guest.
I'm gonna interview you, what it's like to get that camera broken over your head.
DeSean Jackson's in the house.
Why are you giving me such a hard time?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, OK? I'm sorry.
And if you do, if you stay positive, you have a shot at a silver lining.
You said you had it together, you were solid.
They make me foggy and they also make me bloated.
My father had no trouble slapping the shit out of me,
First of all, check with the latest legal development.
This is what I believe, this is what I learned in the hospital.
- I think it's a stupid bet. - Randy.
We haven't finished the salad yet or the duck...
We have a 4.9...
You made the bet, I won a lot of money,
(SIGHS)
I'm not the big slut!
You said if I wrote a letter, you'd get it to Nikki.
You know what? I'm just gonna stop talking.