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The parrots can, but--
a tragic mix-up today in Cleveland.
They're about to start, Chief.
I know you're upset.
Why, here's the fellow.
You know, I heard the jackpot's up to $1 30 million.
Dogs wag their tails for hours after they die.
I'm afraid your dog has a twisted stomach.
What makes a man endanger his job...
Well, I won the lottery too!
[ Bart ] He's not dead.
Before his dog got sick...
Oh, no!
[ Snarling ]
me, Kent Brockman.
Just like carving a turkey.
to have to make a few sacrifices.
We're leaving the hospital.
Oh, Lisa, close the gate!
Come again.
Well, it will be okay.
Good boy, Santa's Little Helper.
Lousy, manipulative dog.
What about you?
Well, he's not dead, but he is awfully sick.
The mean one-- the one that mauled Timmy.
All right, let's talk about something else. Uh, from the top. Ready. One, two, three.
who would leave a $500,000-a-year job...
[ Screams ]
Oh, my God. I won.
this is all his fault everyone has to leave
The dog will get out.
Doctor, he's gone.
history books that know how the Korean War came out...
or he'll die.
Wonderful L
Homer, you're going to have to give up beer for a while.
...where children are held in place with magnets