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It's a Saturnalia miracle!!
Congratulations on the MacArthur grant, by the way. Big fan.
That's what you took from that?
...science is my lady.
Do you realize what this means?
It's just rum. It stopped being eggnog, like, a half an hour ago.
Turn it over.
Well, that--
...and then I'll return the others for a full refund.
I will open her gift to me first and then excuse myself, feigning digestive distress.
Boredome
...and leaves the invulnerable Kryptonian fabric unharmed and daisy fresh.
Oh.
No, not all at once.
This custom was appropriated by northern Europeans...
Well....
...by being such an endearing and important part of your life.
- I don't know. Because it's Christmas? - Oh, Penny.
Nice save, genius.
Dave is not smarter than you. He's an idiot.