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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
She knows you. She's tense. We all are. Buy a basket.
Then I'll look up the price of her gift online...
- Okay. Let's go. - All right.
You got a scented candle, a cleansing buff.
Gentlemen?
Because a smart guy takes the nude photos of his wife off his cell phone...
Before dinner, his host says, "Who's up for Kryptonian tetherball?"
Not letting the bike fall on you while standing still is lesson one.
His observation of high-energy positrons has provided the first evidence...
Well, it's just that the physicists I know are indoors-y and pale.
Oh, a napkin.
I have two words for you. The first is "big," the other's "whoop."
It is, isn't it?
It's a Saturnalia miracle.
Now Sheldon.
All I need is a healthy ovum and I can grow my own Leonard Nimoy.
This one. Let's go.
Mm. Great news, Leonard. I've solved my Penny gift dilemma.
Why is that so surprising?
Really? Why would you say that?
...that you'd be able to give me a hand?
- Where were you? - I was working with Dave Underhill.
- Uh-huh. - Oh. Is it okay?
I told you before, bears are terrifying.
Call me a geek, but I am just nuts for the whole subatomic-particle thing.
It's as if my head were trapped in the pajamas of a sultan.
You'd have to drive a railroad spike into his brain for me to beat him at checkers.
Okay. He's invited for dinner in the bottle city of Kandor.
Now Raj.
Here.