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Kevin, I'm sorry. I did the best I could.
Can you drive her there tomorrow?
They're hurting my sister!
All right, no big deal. No big deal.
Somebody stole our dishes.
You ready, Garry? You want anything to eat?
like that's supposed to make up for everything.
I have to do everything. Come on, shrimp.
No, Dad, it's not Joey. It's Garry, your other son.
I told you.
like I'm supposed to.
It's the party celebrating my mother's promotion at the bank.
They say that,
Looks a little like...
With that in mind,
Nothing.
Every time you walk by?
That means come here in Spanish!
When you're sitting in your Chevy
Do you want me to cook you breakfast?
As far as I'm concerned, your grandmother's brilliant.
Huh.
A toy car!
Crawl back to work and kiss Dave's feet and get my crappy job back?
Oh, because his teacher said he's been making that face again.
Will you get down off the horse before you hurt yourself?
The caring, the worrying, the pain,
Could you just give me a hand?
Hey, Kevin, remember, the word is fun.
All right, come on, now, don't blow it!
tells me, You watch him. I shot someone. I have to leave the country.
Show him, honey
The St. Louis Cardinals wish to thank you for attending today's game.
That’s an electric ear cleaner
and attend an ordinary university, that's your prerogative,
I took it to the track.
That Lenny is an asshole. Do you believe that guy?
He hit the guardrail! He's out of control!
She's got cheerleading practice. Bitchin'.
Kevin wants to go.
Susan. What?
LOOKIN HOT LOOKIN DAMN HOT
Dad!
Gil!
So does Julie have a nice place?
and he'd get real, real tense.
you can count on it.
Kevin, do you want me to help you get your money back?
What a great story.
I didn't know myself until a couple of months ago.
I'm shrinking.
Isn't that demented,
Julie, you have a place to stay.
and so thrilled, all together.
Up, down, up, down. Oh, what a ride.
There's a guy with glasses and a lab coat
Okay, Dad.
All right, you're beautiful. You're a bunch of wild, young bohemians. Okay.
My whole life is have to
You mean everything.
I blew a hole in him
They're businessmen. They'll see that something is better than nothing.
Your lower intestines.
Let's have a dozen and pretend they're donuts!
the next school year is four months off, so
We have a great start.
She smoked grass.
No!
I need to see. No, not in the street. Please. Please.
Lookin’ hot! Lookin’ damn hot!
Patty, why don't you play with Justin?
Ambush, you little four-footers.
Do you know your lines? Daddy, I don't have any lines. I'm Dopey.
So just go on out there
but they'll let any butt-reaming asshole be a father.
I'd love some.
Where's the switch? Does this look like my house?
Absolutely. It's a done deal. This is your dad talking now.
Slow down, Justin. I'll get you some dip.
What do you say, when the kids are asleep I wear this outfit
And your shorts are full of foam
Look at my thumb. Ready? Here we go. Watch it. Watch it.
I don't know what we were thinking about.
You hate me? What?
Red hots! How about some red hot peanuts?
My whole life is have to
Can you do that again next week? The crowd loved it.
Biology? That's promising.
Okay. Okay?
You know, when you were two years old,
Helen, I know it's been hard.
What's up?
I am better than that! I am not Gil!
What do you mean maybe?
Keep your powder and your pants dry.
Thank you.
Jon just passed to the other team
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrr rrrrrr ggggggghhhhhhhh
I got to think about going somewhere else.
He's been observing Kevin for the last couple of months.
Bring it around to the back of the track! Come on.
However, I can't right now