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I am so sorry.
Gilbo.
I think we're going to have to be very careful
What was that? It came from the bedroom.
Perfect.
Gil. Karen.
You just got a lousy dad.
Mom, Dad, what happened? I'm getting a flashlight.
I can get
He doesn't tell me about problems with his kids.
Larry, 27,
Sure. Okay.
oral,
with at least a five-year separation between sibs.
You wanna throw up? Ok...
Dad, let me handle it, okay?
you know, you don't know your father like I do.
It goes on forever, and it's just as frightening.
Please, Mommy. Please, I'm so scared.
Have you talked to your father about that?
Julie, can I come in for a minute? Yeah.
I mean, I think we were very tense when Kevin was little.
If this man's dick fell off, he would still show up to work.
You know, when I was 1 9, Grandpa took me on a roller coaster.
Would you like to speak to Tod?
You know, Miss Buckman, you need a license to buy a dog or drive a car.
I'm glad you're going out with Mr. Bowman.
How are you, Grandma? I’m SHRINKING!
Dad, I can't get a break.
Get it, Matt!
Knee drop!
I'm not...
so they can't touch him for child support. I mean, the guy is...
We estimate Maggie spends 20% of her time dealing with Johnny
Actually, Justin is quite bright. In his preschool class, he was the only...
Follow you Follow you
Diarrhea Diarrhea
Come on, Dopey! Come on, Dopey!
Mmm-mmm.
So you're gonna have to try and control yourself, Tod.
so excited
That's that Tod, isn't it? There's one where you can see his face.
Honey, this is a blackout.
Great. I'll get the fire extinguisher.
And I'm thinking about it. I mean, I used to work. It was okay, but...
Thirty-eight kids to a class.
Go, go, go, go!
Adiós, buckaroos.
Good morning, Mrs. Huffner. Hi, Michelle.
One more out. Come on, just relax. Play ball!
You should not look upon the fact that Kevin will be going to a special school
AENEAS AND AIDÁN IN 20 YEARS YOU MADE ME GO TO WILLCOX
Hi, Garry! You're up so early!
But there was one person who got me through it.
That way we can still see each other every day.
Tod?
I don't think Kevin should come back here next fall.
On the other hand, Kevin may have been like this in the womb.
Oh, man.
How's your arm, son? Not too tired?
We will be. We'll get two rooms.
No!
I'm the backbone of the operation. I know that.
Garry?
Now, let's get in the truck!
Sweet Jesus!
you're watching these because you're curious about sex,
One-twenty.
You know, when I was nine years old, I had kind of a rough time.
Tod's working now. We'll find a place to live somewhere.
What? This?
Women have choices. Men have responsibilities.
Hey, hey, you wanna...
What are you doing?
I never even knew he had teeth.
who have been there longer, who are more committed
Okay. Okay, Grandma.
Well, we'll get you to first aid to make sure, all right?
So how did this happen?
He says I should do whatever I want.
She's in our bed.
Well,
He found your hammer.
I got a tape of a mariachi band.
Why?
20% of her time spent on Johnny
Hi, Dad. What are you doing here?
Oh, Nathan and Patty and I are power-eating.
Give me that. Give me that.
You'll be all right. You'll be okay.
Frank! What?
on whether a nine-year-old catches a pop-up?
Help help help
Okay, but this is the last time. Here we go. Ready?
At least 20% of her time is spent on Johnny
In a Rolls.
What?
There's a big surprise. Grandma and Grandpa are gonna be here,
Really?
Peanuts! Get your peanuts here!
That was an electric ear cleaner.
Well, I kind of had a little bit of a stomachache,
I know, but did you say anything
Let's go watch the horse shit! Yeah!
I'm just saying there could've been some chromosome distortions.
Shut up, Dad. Will you just shut up?
Julie! Tod!
Why don't I show them to you first and make sure they're appropriate?
Cool is adorable. Adorable. Why didn't you ever write us you had a son?
well, I'm the happiest, most confident,
He turned me onto it, and I never felt better.
Nathan, she's weird. She's a weird child.
And I got to thinking. Cool's had no kind of life, no family,
When I was born,
Do you think he wants to put a blot on the entire balloon-bending profession?
Please, God, let them win one game.
I'll be back.
Thank you.
Here it is. It's a girl!