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“Sir, you can’t get the habanero sauce on the Big Mac”
More than one?
but there is no real me,
Patrick?
Yeah, can you take two tonight at, well, let's say 9:00?
Do you like Nickelback?
Patrick,
I've got a water-cooled mattress topper at home. You should look into it.
Let's see Paul Allen's Vault
Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now,
- You're really serious, aren't you? - Yes, I am.
Hey Niko!
It's definitely weak, but I have a feeling if we do enough of it, we'll be okay.
me when
You can always be thinner, have whiter teeth
Let’s see MIDN Benton’s cover
Some escort girls in an apartment uptown,
you fucking stupid bastard!
I use the keys I took from his pocket before disposing of the body.
I think their undisputed masterpiece is Hip to be Square.
Prove it.
These are very expensive sheets and I really need them clean.
It seems logical, because Marcus also works at P&P
his favorite part of the body to eat is the eyes his favorite part of the body to eat is the eyes
He's been compared to Elvis Costello,
And don't tell me you enjoy working with children, okay?
Well, it's not that nice.
I even...
and I stress the work "package".
I'm not really hungry . but I'd like to have reservations someplace.
It's hip to be square
Okay. Do.
Peyton! Great ass!
Harry Newman, George Butner,
My pain is constant and sharp,
Don't just stare at it. Eat it
Maybe.
which I leave on for 10 minutes,
I think I met you at the Surf Bar, didn't I? With Spicey?
He was part of that whole Yale thing.
although I have a slightly better haircut.
I'm Paul. My name's Paul Allen.
But I also think Phil Collins works best
the meaning of the preceding three albums.
I think we had dinner at Orso's.
I don't know, Patrick. I can't make this decision.
I'm thinking Dorsia.
Oh, my God. What are you doing?
I've noticed your hot body.
an NYU girl I met in Central Park,
I simply am not there.
Pick up the phone, you bad boy.
You don't want to get hurt, do you?
nigger
I'm not supposed to, but I can make an exception.
Where are you going?
Doesn't that affect us, too? Do you know anything about Sri Lanka?
about self-preservation, dignity.
Oh, God.
Those are Sarah Lawrence guys, Patrick.
Ikea on a friday night how’d he swing that?
- I'm very sorry, sir. - J&B straight and a Corona.
Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins, and Rutherford.
But your friends are my friends, and my friends are your friends.
Sorry.
What has that got to do with anything?
the night of Paul Allen's disappearance,
when your family finds out about your hentai collection
Sorry to barge in on you like this. I know how busy you guys can get.
Detective Donald Kimball.
Before that,
I have now surpassed.
Anyway, you never called me, and you said you would.
What kind of man was he?
kam when he's no longer admin
Luan Loud I hate you so much
You saw the ad in the Times?
New edits, what do you think?
I haven't seen you around here.
Patrick?
A little chow or something?
I'm not here.
Hey, now don't forget to sign in.
But we do,
Basically, no one's seen or heard anything.
let's see what vades' grandma thinks
People just disappear.
I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.
J&B straight and a corona.
if you get back tomorrow,
Not the fucking face, you piece of bitch trash!
I have to return some Gold Skultula Tokens
Williams party.
how did a white man like you get so black?
on a massive scale cannot be corrected,
Do you have any coke? Or Halcion?
You Can Always Be Thinner Ski Better
Timothy is the only interesting person I know.
Excuse me, gentlemen. Right back.
Patrick, why is he calling you Marcus?
Me asking google/apple Why i can't install from any souce
because you're mine, Mr Bateman.
Which is, after all, the only excuse one could have for being in this restaurant,
Oh, no!
Dorsia is fine.
Sorry, dude. The steroids.
Let’s see Paul Allen’s BOF group.
Can you keep it down? I'm trying to do drugs!
my
Let’s see Tampa Bay’s lines
Something horrible is happening inside of me,
Who was he with?
You have a very nice body.
Hi, Pat Bateman. Nice to meet you.
You'll like her. She's a very nice girl.
DO YOU LIKE NEGRONIS?
Yeah.
I did it, Carnes.
Luan Loud I will stab you to death
Oh, wait, and I need reservations for two
Just they're... Huey's too black-sounding for me.
astala vista baby
Not quite black or Chinese, are you?
Did you black out last night?
Where's your phone? I've gotta call Harley.
Another Root beer , nick?
- Jean? I need help. - Patrick, is that you?
I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time.
Why not, you stupid bastard?
Gary May: “We are not going hybrid” Students: