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I know that it's crazy
I’m not gay I’m Batman
I have to return some videotapes.
- Give me the phone. I'll do it. - I'll call you back.
Yes, dear.
then play around with your blood.
- He does? You're sure? - I've checked it out. It's clean.
with a chain saw.
What do you think?
It's all over.
IS THAT ALL YOU EVER HAVE TO CONTRIBUTE ON A POST? FUCKING “PLEASE”?
Just say, hypothetically, okay, what if they have a good personality?
Patrick, it's so elegant.
Does he do this all the time?
Now, where were you?
except for greed and disgust.
Half now, half later.
Mistletoe alert.
That is, if you're not doing anything.
Like what?
I've gotta return some videotapes.
Try Getting a Discharge in Bankruptcy Now!
Because I had dinner with Paul Allen twice in London, just 10 days ago.
caca pipi
you ok just one balloon? oh why me ok lady powers did kinda die yes everything is in place you sure you're ok? good yes fruit i eat no one needs laxatives mate i'm serious you ok now?
But even after admitting this,
Most importantly,
When the professor asks if you remember how to complete the square (I don’t):
When Donald Trump Says he won't concede
But they should because it's not just about
Let me think. The Newport.
I mean, I guess I'm a pretty chill guy.
Maybe you could bring...
Hey, Hamilton! We're going to Nell's. Limo's out front.
She'll be joining us in my new apartment shortly.
I mean, in your life?
God, Patrick, shut up.
Isn't that special?
I guess I've killed maybe 20 people,
Have a holly jolly Christmas
Let's See Them Fingers
Listen, John, I've got to go, T. Boone Pickens just walked in!
Luan Loud we should've gone to that edge
Sabrina, why don't you dance a little?
And don't say "breast implants" again.
London. I'll send the ass to London.
lets see wotrys rank in cc not clan
Modernism and modernity are different things!
YOU LIKE 21 SAVAGE?
I never knew you smoked.
His body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen.
A little chow or something?
Don’t just stare at it.
This is nicer than your other apartment.
Why don't you get a job?
No, I can't take the time off work.
Impressive, very nice Let’s see Shawn’s algorithm
cool it with the anti-semitic remarks
going to work, alive, and then...
and then to the Pottery Barn
Was that anything important?
Fuck Jordanna Indeed
Pumpkin, you're dating the biggest dickweed in New York.
i don't want you to die,
Well.
Let's see akbearmace's number
In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems
You actually listen to Whitney Houston?
Last week, I... I killed another girl
I have to install microwave ovens.
Tonight, I...
What?
Then moisturiser,
Its universal message crosses all boundaries
My Name Is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 Years Old.
Let's see Anya Katherine's outfit
Another martini Ross?
“A playful yet mysterious little dish.”
HE KILLED PAUL ALLEN WITH AN AXE TO THE FACE
Okay, Monday? The 20th.
Happy Administrative Assistant's Day! Love, Patrick Batemen
Face it. The Japanese will own most of this country by the end of the '90s.
My punishment continues to elude me,
Now, Carnes,
Maybe he did go to London, sightseeing, drinking, whatever.
Hey Ryan
I'm trying to listen to the new Robert Palmer tape,
- Just say no. - Just say no?
- Al. - Get a goddamn job, Al.
We have to provide food and shelter for the homeless
and maybe go back to school, but I don't really know.
Hey, Gaybe!
cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks.
The whole album has a clear, crisp sound
Fair but you at least get the eye sockets. If you’re feeling really up to it you can pull out say the leg or arm bones and use the spaces they were in
The phenotype was sufficient, Louis
- You were with... - Well, I could be wrong.
And I stress the word "artist."
What did you say, you dumb bitch?
astala vista baby
You just didn't see me.
Will you call me before Easter?
Let me see.
Let's see Galeks renders
They make darling pets. Don't you?
without being too slutty about things
Patrick we should do it... We should get married
Paris? Singapore?
I’m not going anywhere… Unless we have a reservation
Courtney, you're gonna have the peanut butter soup