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No, it's all right.
Let’s see the extensions list
And I don't find this funny any more.
Shoot
I want to stab you to death,
That’s Bone.
and therefore more satisfying in a narrower way.
Where did you get that overnight bag?
- Then Harvard Business School. - Your address?
If I don't see you before MLK Day, have a nice one, ok?
What? No! Put it in the carton!
I’m not going anywhere
Nice Let's see Paul Allen's Alarm
- No. - No, not really.
Yes, Courtney?
Bateman, you look a little wild-eyed. Rough day at the office?
Jesus, yes! That was hilarious.
You sure?
- It's okay. - I can tell.
Let's see Matt Hooker’s breakfast
and a balanced diet
Tell him I'm at lunch.
Why don't you just try 150 Wooster?
Well, there's a message on his answering machine
with Courtney Rawlinson, her closest friend.
Get on the ground! Put...
Listen, John, I've got to go. T. Boone Pickens just walked in
Do you have a boyfriend?
Wear a dress, a skirt or something.
Are you my 2:00?
WHY ISN'T IT ON GAME PASS
Could always eat more meat Look swoler
The earth just opens up and swallows them.
I don't want to ruin your willpower.
These aren't good any more. It's a cash bar.
It was a laugh riot
and you.
Ronald, don’t just stare at it. Eat it.
France.
and who will essentially keep her dumb fucking mouth shut.
Very niggered that's bone
we can always empathize with ourselves.
I think that will follow nicely.
we have to promote general social concern
Have you heard of it?
That Bronco Thing
- Fuck you! - Calm down. Do it anyway.
- How old are you? -27.
Is it possible we can Tee off on # 10 Why not you stupid bastard
Where did you get that Hopper Mug?
It's just that... I don't know.
Yes, it is!
I've been a big Genesis fan
Yes, Jean?
I cannot understand you! This is crazy. You're a fool.
and oysters on the half shell.
- Hold on there, little buddy. - Excuse me.
who did a lot of cocaine.
You're Christie. You're to respond only to Christie.
- Patrick, I can't hear you. - What am I doing?
But I think...
No, I'm sorry. I should've made an appointment.
Look at that subtle Off-white coloring...
- And? - I questioned him.
HEY ERO!
New Art What do you think?
There's something sweet about you.
If I don't see you before Easter, have a nice one, okay?
You're telling me you've never gotten it on with a girl?
Had his apartment been burglarized?
I had to.
You can always be thinner, look better.
- Good colouring. - That's bone.
Not really.
The only girls with good personalities who are smart,
And this is because they have to make up for how fucking unattractive they are.
Yeah.
Is it possible to let us tee off on #10 It is not Possible
Let's see Asstronuts' ass
- -
Keep touching me like that, and you'll draw back a stump.
Jean?
diabetes, dyslexia.
- So typical, isn't it? - It's just strange.
I'm working out 'most every day
Let’s see Yahne’s picks
You don't need to lose any weight. You're kidding, right?
You're fucking me, and we haven't made plans.
I haven't heard anything about the disappearance or anything,
Ok Right, Joe. Got it.
Maybe a model. But she's dead, too.
Why don't you meet me at my place at 7:00, for drinks.
Now, let’s see Paulo Dybala’s card.
In fact, I want my pain to be inflicted on others.
Would you like to accompany me to dinner?
We talk on the phone all the time.
I think, Evelyn,
Thanks, Patrick. I'd love some.
I wanna get high off this,
jfax telling jarraxus he cant do something
Bye, Patrick. Bye, Mr Big-time CEO.
They're okay.
Oh, right, yeah. Of course.
was named Lassie?
Harry's. Flutie's.
Luan Loud just had to kill a lot of people
I watch them on TV
Why don’t you get a house?
Let's see Ryan Allen's card.
- Nice. Very nice. - Thanks.
but thats nothing. look at this book's character
When you
AHAHA
I'm not sure, but I don't think dyslexia's a virus.
Jean Paul Gaultier.
Kimball. I've been wanting to talk with you.
do you feel fulfilled?
Just briefly. Summarise.
i love you
Christie. Christie!
Yes always tip the stylist 15%
Patrick.
- You're late, honey. - I'm not late.
The song's so catchy. Most people probably don't listen to the lyrics.
Get a goddamn job!
You are so kind, mister.
MFW people ask me why I swear out my friends
Don't you recognise me?
Maybe.
And I tried to cook a little.
When Paula walks in on me during work and I have her googled on my phone and a picture of her from 2015 on my laptop
With a double espresso.
it would make my job a lot easier.
Do you think the Super Bowl is becoming too commercial?
Dorsia, how impressive.
Listen, if anything else occurs to you, any information...
When she wants to get married
Let's See Palmer's Connections
Patrick Bateman's office.
Dorsia?
Let’s see Paul Allen’s EC.
Come on, you're prettier than that.
VVhy?
all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it,