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Patti told me that...
Why don't I just go down to the party bus store...
so the person sitting next to you is gonna be your bus buddy.
Yes, I just hired my first stripper. Anything else I should get?
Yes. I quit.
Whoa, Jess, you really did all this for me?
It's normally used for stability.
So it's my birthday.
You know what I mean? Or is it just moving so fast that it doesn't really matter?
- That supposed to be Cosby? - As good as I can do.
That's it. I got a number for you to call.
- The party bus for your birthday party? - Yeah.
I'm gonna get naked. So I'll put my bag down...
Thirty dollars. Jar.
Mind if I get a ride on your school bus? I don't wanna be late for first period.
who wore cargo shorts... - I'm just messing with you.
Just all darkness.
. .
- You wanna go on the bus? - Yeah, let's go on the bus.
Bye, guys. Happy birthday.
- You had fuzz on... A piece of... - Jar. Schmidt.
Very bendy, with a heart of gold.
Happy birthday.
That's the worst Bill Co... How about this?
what's your range of motion, side to side?
- The charcut... - Charcuterie.
- Right now? - Right now.
I'm sorry, man, I was just saying that to show off for her.
Safety is of the utmost importance...
- No, no, because I thought... - Oh, my God.
- Hey, Winston, why'd you do that? - Are you hiding her from us?