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- Look at this. - Hey, that's our old flag.
I swear to God, I think he figured it out.
I just need to know which way they went.
Elwood, what are you doing?
What happened?
Hey, look, there's light coming from over there.
No, it's okay, honestly. I'm actually not really into being touched.
Look, our only chance is to huddle together.
More of your own homemade fashions?
I saw how to do this on the Discovery Channel.
- Nice place. - Get along.
You're on.
That just came right off the top of my head.
the only thing you catch out there is a cold.
The hell are they looking at?
You wanna split it? Fifty-fifty?
Gun.
Keep going!
so I'll pass the ball on to him.
Hey, can we use your phone?
Chew it up and eat it.
What are you doing?!
- That is my grenade, sir. - The plan was for me to sacrifice
Dr. Mott has finally run out of things to be afraid of.
Yeah, let's not Wang Chung tonight. Burn that.
Tony, there's enough of me to go around.
And you gotta go right now.
But you could've left.
Fly free and know that love follows you.
- Let's find the nearest hospital. - Stay at The Ritz. This is great.
We could really die out here.
Are you maintaining a safe distance back there?
Okay. Sorry.
which I am hoping will someday become marriage and kids
Now, look, I'm tired of talking.
You just need to take a couple of real deep breaths and you'll get over it.
Good morning, Sandi. TGIF.
Only way they can go now is up the mountain.
Yes, we are. The compass says so.
Thought I'd give him a proper burial.
We're 30.
And I've decided that my life's worth living. Now, you have to decide
Besides, Tom, you got bills to pay. You got a new life to start.
I think I might still be stoned.
- You're kidding. - Yeah, he...
I must have been crazy. I...
All right. This trip is officially over. This is finished! Let's...
There's a transmitter in the canoe.
It was like her eyes were trying to escape from her head.
- Okay. - I can't do this, Jerry.
We were obsessed with that.
Stay calm.
I seem to recall a certain part of that wager being one left nut,
This Hell-mart's open for business, and I'm slashing prices.
But it's half the fun.
You guys gotta promise me that you'll never tell my patients that I got stoned,
We're gonna die up here in this stupid tree.
- They're gonna kill Earth Child. - No!
- Yeah, yeah! - Yeah, yeah, come on!
Okay.
and I'm gonna get it. Come on, pleated pants, let's go.
Hey. Does a bear shit in the woods?
That's great!
She ate everything.
Oh, what's that? You can't hear me?
- Stop pretending. - Dan, you have to eat it.
You're with Dan?
Yes, with a happy ending.
Jerry, Jerry.
I have responsibilities!
- Go, go, go! - That bear loves you, Dano!
No...
You too.
Creeping me out.
No, they're not gonna kill Earth Child. They're after us.
- How are you? - Hi.
They would've come in here to escape the rain.
Boy, he smacked me right in the head.
Excuse me, sir? Sir? Excuse me.
He reconstructed the jump. He pinpointed D.B.'s landing.
If we didn't have bad luck, we wouldn't have luck at all.
I don't know what to say.
That's a phone.
We're not... We're not from the logging company.
Yeah, it's real. I'm a great gambler.
I've never seen you have even a hint of asthma, anything.
Sorry, Slug. Cell phones are bad for the environment
Glad I caught you guys before you headed out. I got something for you.
- Oh, shit! - Oh, shit!
and we're trespassing, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Come on!
- You gotta say Over. - Over.
Look at this, it's cold.
- I don't think so. - Where are they getting all this poo?
Sheriff. Thank God you're here.
Hello?
Yeah!
Cut them off at the river.
Then I went back and paid off all my debts in full with D.B.'s money.