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What'd he say?
About 50 feet. Oh, now, do you think that's close enough...
I think I get the point
[Laughing, Whistling]
There it is the case cracker
Mrs. Riley... Because your former fun colleague knew you’d need a laugh when you realize your new colleagues are duds.
And sometimes there's a big guy named Bubba no one wants to tangle with.
I hate him
pç p
You From Ala F**kin Bam
Yeah Keep bailing me out
because you got enough pressure on you already, but...
Well, if you turned it off, why am I listening to it?
Mrs. Riley and ONLY Mrs. Riley...
No, you’re wrong
You guys hear about the Ongoing cholesterol problem in the country
One chance.
Jaguar Fans After Ohio State , Clemson Game
and the right tire mark stays flat and even?
You'd have to say "Thankyou"
You could say that.
' But he was wrapped up in his work and actin' like a jerk '
[Murmuring]
What the fuck is your problem?
i'm finished with this guy.
Look, maybe I could have handled the preliminary a little better, okay? I admit it.
Come on, Skip--you can say it It's Okay--we all know
*three* beds!
Fry them
Where's Stan? Uh, Stan. He's not comin'... Stan.
I explained it to you already. It’s just procedure. I'm bound to fuck up a little.
Uh-huh. How long you been in that position?
Wouldn't I be better off serving justice by puttin' the guilty in jail?
Maybe I'll just start with you. We'll let him sleep a little bit.
That one kid who thinks everyone's on drugs.
You're gonna then hear the testimony of the three eyewitnesses...
I think we may get a confession.
Rocky’s Be Like…
I got my pictures back. Oh, good.
What is it with you with that mouth? Shut up!
And is there any way in the world...
I think you should give it to em
as they do in the rest of the country.
- What is a yout? - Oh. Excuse me, Your Honor.
Murray Godwin Are you mocking me?
My house and stuff. House and stuff.
[People Shouting]
Two.
It doesn’t
I’m not coming to zoom. Oh there’s a fucking surprise.
Leaves. Leaves!
What is a Uke?
I'm not jerry callo i'm jerry gallo
no, you’re wrong
Leaves
' Whoo-hoo-hoo ♪
to escort Ms. Vito to the witness stand please?
' And if you love him '
Don't shake your head. I'm not done yet.
What is a "yout"? -Oh I'm sorry your honor, "UTE".
#poppy
Everything that swoogin just said is bullshit! Thank you!
So, what's your problem? My problem is...
go directly to trial, skip that and get a dismissal. [Trotter Chuckles]
What am I gonna wear? What are you gonna hunt?
What else is new?
Mrs. Riley, are those two young men present in the courtroom today? Yes, sir, they are.
Is that it? No, there's more.
[Groaning] Oh, honey, move.
State of the Union Address Response
What is a Ute?
oh there's a fuckin' surprise.
Did it ever occur to you it could be turned off and drip at the same time?
- What is a grit anyways? - It's made out of corn. Them hominy grits.
Except that the only store you could buy a new suit in has got the flu.
Dead-on balls accurate?
so that they appear to have everything a brick should have.
Bailiff, please take Mr. Gambini into custody. His bail will be set at $200.
I'm not Joey Gallo I'm Joey Callo
Don't shake your head, I'm not done yet
AIDING AND ABETTING? WHAT IS THAT? A MAJOR THING?
I pray that I may never see the desert again. Hear me, God.
[Gate Buzzes]
Mr. Trotter!
You like competition too? Makes things kind of fun, doesn't it?
The way you handled that judge. Oh, you are a smooth talker!
[Handset Settles In Cradle]
[Clears Throat]
Joe Biden and The Alphabet Gang
How much would an attorney cost? A decent one? $50,000. $100,000.
What is my suit doin' in the trunk?
Is the password shared by JT, the same password you used to register?!
you're supposed to be some kinda expert in automobiles- Is that correct?
It’s impossible to answer.
And there was this very prominent stage actor in New York. His name was Vincent Gambini.
Is it possible?
' She had plans to seduce him If she could, she would loosen '
What…what’s this over here?
Coronavirus 2020
So obviously, it takes you five minutes to make breakfast.
Old Guys After Shooting At a Deer
' That believe true love is dead '
Listen, Vin. I-
[Insects Chirping] [Vehicles Passing]
Breakfast? Ya think?
OH MY GOD, WHAT A FUCKIN' NIGHTMARE!
Are you sure
[Screeching] [Door Closing]
I have a fax here from the clerk of New York.
' Come on '
I got no more use for this guy
IT'S A BULLSHIT QUESTION. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO ANSWER.
What is a 'linguistic'???
ARE YOU IN FAVOR OF LAW AND ORDER
these are photos of tires...
- This is your opinion? - It's a fact.
Counsel?
WHAT IS THIS RUSTY, DUSTY, DIRTY LOOKING THING OVER YOUR TL?
Y'all come back and see us anytime now. I'll see ya. I'll see ya.
[Dog Barking In Distance]
Excuse me. You guys down here... hear about the ongoing cholesterol problem in this country?
[Grunts] This fucking jacket!
Excuse me, but I think a modicum of gratitude would not be out of line here.
Order here!
[Spectators Murmuring]
Have they always been that thick?
Chris Wallace about Trump
breaking out the work clothes.....
thank you.
Did you say Joey Gallo? Yes I did.
Everything that guy just said is bulls***. Thank you.
' Whoo-hoo-hoo '
Mr. Trotter?
BAM!
Instant grits?
Okay, you're helping. We'll use your pictures.
The state would like to dismiss all charges
What is grit anyway? Sure, sure I’ve heard of them
[Vinny] Is it possible that two separate cars...
Oh, theres a fuckin’ surprise…
Two youths.
They didn’t teach ya that at FSU tailgates either!?
Actually, it was a good learning experience for me.
WHAT IS THIS RUSTY, DUSTY, DIRTY LOOKING THING ALL OVER YOUR TL?
can you tell me...
The case cracker honey! Hunter in the shower!
Ah, here's a good one of the tire marks.
Not to mention your... severe autism.
I’m gettin’ better
You win all your cases, but with somebody else's help, right?
Here's some for 37 cents. Here's some for 32.
Coca cola
No. They didn't have enough time.
All right.
Or perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your green
What kind of heads? I don't know.
World traveller
- I twisted it just right. - How could you be so sure?
trump
which was not available on the '64 Buick Skylark.
That's quite a story
Now, Mrs. Riley....... Because your former fun colleague knew you would need something to make you laugh when you realize your new colleagues are duds
I think I get the point.
Are you on drugs?
You’re a dead man
What do you think now, dear?
You can stand down.
You gonna kick the shit outta me now?
Hmm. [Laughing]
Watch this.
However, in 1964,
[Woman] Then I heard two loud bangs like firecrackers.
So whattya tellin me…that you’re intolerant of gluten?
"It's clean."
No more questions.
Vin. Hey.
Now, Mrs. Riley... and only Mrs. Riley...
Take your time. Choose the right words. Get back to me when you’re ready.
My life
what is it with you and that tucci?!?!
I
Hey Les Bowen Hahaha
The whole store got the flu.
I shot the clerk?
Did you say yout? Yeah, songs of your yout
It’s called disclosure You dickhead
Look, let's say he asks all the possible questions, right?
…
I'll leave quietly, no grudges.
Committed this “high-ein-nous” crime...
' You get a little lazy Afterwards you're crazy '
[Blowing]
Well, that would certainly explain the hostility.
WERE THESE MAGIC GRITS?
I'm thinking of gettin' thicker glasses.
AIDING AND ABETTING? WHAT IS THAT? A MAJOR THING?
What is a grit anyways?
OMG, WHAT A FUCKING NIGHTMARE
A .357 magnum revolver was found in their possession.
' And it's hard to imagine how the flames of passion '