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Since I was six.
Nah I think I’ll just go with the unemployment
kerry toyne and sue bain. norma toyne and sue money.
So, um, why don't you just tell me your side of the story?
"It's clean."
"Hey, Stan, You're In Ala-Fuckin'-Bama."
Mr. Gambini,
[Spectators Murmuring]
Okay. But does being an ex-mechanic necessarily...
Are you on drugs?
A sweet, innocent, harmless, leaf-eatin', doe-eyed, little deer.
Your Honor, may I have permission to treat Ms. Vito as a hostile witness?
Famous for your mud? How's your Chinese food?
on a '63 Pontiac Tempest...
That is a lucid, intelligent, well-thought-out observation
I should have asked you a long time ago for these pictures.
What else is new?
' The notch in the Bible belt '
[Chattering]
Do you popsicle no is disgusting
All right. Bye.
Look how you're lookin' at me. Look how you're... What is that look supposed to mean?
' Get out on the highway headin' down it my way '
But two faded green 1964 Buick Skylark convertibles?
Are we to believe that boiling water soaks into a grit...
Well, we don't have any serial killers in Beechum County.
once again the communication process has broken down.
Mrs. Licata
[DM] You're a dead man. [Player] I'm a dead man?
How do I know that's not a bunch of ones with a 20 wrapped around it?
Almost 16 years.
Cocamisi fuck you
' Will burn till your soul will melt '
- What? - At what point did you shoot the clerk?
No self-respecting Southerner puts marshmallows on sweet potatoes
No. I mean- I mean, it wasn't planned out. You know, it just happened.
Shit, Stan. I don't want to fire him. I mean, he's family, you know.
IU COULD STILL FUCK THINGS UP
Me at 5am Oxford Iowa
(snoring)
Shirley, can you xerox all the files...
paul susie
I'm sorry.
Uh-uh, don’t forget this one and this one.
I'm going with option B: kicking your ass and collecting $200.
What's wrong with you?
Chicken hamburger
I'm not Joey Gallo I'm Jerry Callo
But other than that, I feel pretty good.
Thank you.
He's gonna call back after 3:00.
How you like it? Regular, delta, or omicron?
And what name did you tell him? Jerry Gallo.
- They was runnin' out, got into the car and drove off. - [Mouthing Words]
Knock on wood.
[Birds Chirping, Twittering]
Bail will be set at $200,000. [Gavel Raps]
DA' BIG GUY IS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT OMG, WHAT A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!
- How about if I just kick your ass? - Oh, a counteroffer.
[Player] did you say Jerry Gallo? [DM] Yes I did.
You Got a Problem wit DAT?!!
that had positraction and independent rear suspension...
You're welcome. I hope we can do it again sometime.
Why didn't you ask them any questions? Questions?
He's my friend. [Chuckles]
Time for New classes
' They better get their heads together or they're gonna slap leather '
they were!
[Whispering Continues]
McCoys is wrong!
We-We've been arrested.
[Pigs Squealing]
Sure.
I find it hard to believe that this kind of information...
Except that the only store you could buy a new suit in has got the flu.
Vinny Bag-o-donuts, how are you?
Goddamn it. Just calm down.
That’s it?
I would love to hear this! So would I
Is it possible that the 200 youts...
Is this the car?
Andrew Cuomo 2020!
Mr. Goodell
of any Vincent Gambini ever trying any case in the entire state of New York.
dead-on balls accurate.
Of course.
You paid for the groceries.
' Will burn till your soul will melt '
That's quite a story. [Laughs] Yeah.
PENIS
Tai lung
Hey! Ohh.
I'm not jerking you off. I'm not doing anything.
Daily Kos... I think you should give it to me
[Bill] We were friends at NYU.
Hold up your right hand. Do you swear to tell the truth,
' But I'll tell ya somethin', brother When you're dealin' with your feelings '
just to refresh the court's memory,
Some days are like this
Entire opening statement, with the exception of “Thank you,"will be stricken from the record
It's a screen. A screen!
[Tires Screech]
But Vin, you graduated from law school six years ago. What’ve you been doing since? Studying for the bar.
Westeinder - Chess society Geen 6 - 0 .......
That's what we lawyers- I'm a lawyer- We lawyers call that a counteroffer
Hmm.
And these are photos of the tire marks...
they thought they were getting arrested for, uh, shoplifting a can of tuna.
' Or givin' up on how she felt '
Well, in what way are you qualified?
Excuse me. You guys down here... heard about the ongoing cholesterol problem?
WOO-HOO, BREAK EVEN
Aidin' and abettin'.
What is a "Ute"?
[Chuckles] Nice to see you.
Now, the evidence against you is pretty strong.
Ms. Vito,
Does the Defense’s case hold water? No. The Defense is wrong!
You’re fired I want him!
- I would love to hear this! - So would I.
lookin' through this dirty window,
Did You Say Yute? - Yeah, Fountain of yute
The output, speed and rank all where we would expect them...
If you kick the shit out of me?
Very, very little.
My mother- the way her health is right now-
Oh. Yes.
Yeah, right.
That's part of it.
taken by my fiancée outside the Sac-O-Suds.
I already got myself sent to jail twice.
City poop
- They were. - Thank you, Ms. Vito.
um, she's acceptable, Your Honor.
What, you're not gonna marry me now? No way.
[Sizzling Continues] [Vinny] Excuse me.
Shut up. We think they're trying to set us up as patsies, Ma.
Nope. For me 6 times was a charm
what are you wearin?
Did you fall in your place or somebody else's?
[Whistling Dixie]
What's that? You know you have to disclose all your evidence to me.
Know what, Lisa? Who wants to marry you anyway?
It's a bullshit question. It's impossible to answer.
and then, in a most cowardly fashion, shootin' the clerk in the back.
I say it'd be cheaper to get it fixed...
If he let me look at his files- Oh, boy.
Nothing? We're getting pulled over, aren't we? You stole something. You're finished.
Fry 'em.
Well, my father was a mechanic. His father was a mechanic.
You guys hear about the ongoing COVID problem in the country?
I swear to God, I do not need this right now, okay?
HOW DO I KNOW THATS NOT A BUNCH OF ONES WITH A 20 WRAPPED AROUND IT?
No objection, Your Honor.
And? Well, I hate to bring it up,
They was kinda walkin' away from me.
Ala-fuckin-bama
when you saw them entering the Sac-O-Suds?
you were serious about dat?
I'm not Joey "Gallo" I'm Joey "CALLO!"
to drop his guard so that I can finesse a little information out of him.
how many fingers am I holding up now?
You're the jury. It's your job to decide who's telling the truth.
Judge Malloy?
' I thought she was thin I thought she was fat '
Your in Ala-Fuckin-Bama Put your hood on it’s time to vote
Was this a magic ice cube?
The jury will please disregard counsel's entire opening statement.
' So they change the game ' [Engine Knocking]
i FINED THE ARTICLE TO BE DEAD-ON BALLS ACCURATE.
Did Stan try to stop you at any time?
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