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I-I-I don't get the question.
You were serious about that?
Holds the future of myself, my employees
#mypersonalheroines
I don't even want to hear you clear your throat.
- He's got a boar, a bear, a couple of deer. - Whoa. You're gonna shoot a deer?
Oh, I'm sorry. You testified earlier that the boys went into the store...
Thirty-one.
Oh, my God, what a fuckin' nightmare!
The Mets lost on 3 walkoffs in a 4 game series. - Oh there’s a fuckin' surprise.
JOE Abutel #SaveColtsNeck
[Both Laughing]
i could do it!
on what you think of the sworn testimony.
- Objection, Your Honor. - Objection sustained.
' 'Cause after all, he’s just a man '
Um-
Out-of-work hairdresser. Now, in what way does that qualify you...
Imagine you're a moose...
Could you tell the court...
I shot the clerk?
You on drugs?
'' [Continues]
"It's clean.”
I just never actually seen a grit before
They didn’t teach ya that at FSU tailgates either!?
- I can get it. - You can get it?
Where did you shoot this from? Up in a tree? What is that? Dog shit? Mama June?
All right, Stan. Listen to me. You have to see the Gambinis in action.
I don’t know... I got a small one, I guess
- You sure about five minutes? - Ignore the question. - I don't know.
am not Rebeca am Rebecca R-E-B-E-C-C-A
Impossible because you don't know the answer! Nobody could answer that question.
[Paper Rustling] Here's a certificate of validation.
Michelangelo Raphael Leonardo Donatello
You do your own investigating. You do your own investigating.
You are. You are. All right. Knock it off. Knock it off.
Hey, Lisa, I'm not gonna go out there just to wimp out, you know?
Bushes. Bushes, right. So, Mr. Crane,
My next witness is not in the courtroom right now.
Your Honor, the prosecution calls as its first witness Ms. Amanda Lascheid
of-of-of-of the j-j-j...
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Hello, Bill. I'm Sheriff Farley. Hi.
Mr. Gambini.
........
That is a lucid, intelligent, well-thought-out objection.
were these magic grits
Oh, a counteroffer
No.
Many people are saying
Come on, now. Move it.
It has to be an illusion, 'cause you're innocent.
You know what it is?
Yeah.
Heads?
you were not wearing your necessary prescription eyeglasses?
I thought we'd get married this weekend.
Well, I'm not Jerry Gallo. I'm Jerry Callo.
"What is it, Joe Pesci, that attracts you personally to the desert?"
Come on, Cuz--you can say it, they know... Doug's going a great job as the coach
[Dinging]
The proper respect I think you should give it to me
Tell her what we think is happening. What we think's happening is-
I suppose. I’m finished with THIS guy.
Test1 Test2
You did Not perform your necessary required inspection?
verloren van chess society .....
I don't know. I'm a fast cook, I guess.
Dog shit! That’s great! Dog shit!!
I ain't slept in five days.
He-He, uh, um, uh-
I want you to know, you got an open invitation anytime you want to come down here.
I could really go for a good nose kickin I’ll be very honest with you
"I pray that I may never see the desert again. Hear me, God."
Aiding and abetting? What, is that a major thing?
Yeah two benches.
Hey, Stan, you're in Ala-fuckin'-bama.
Sure. Sure. I heard of grits.
Fellow who received orders to kill from a dog?
Hey, Dean. We need you out here.
I take pride in my grits.
The mic's off. By the way, the mic's off. To turn the back on. Slide the switch on the back on Google Home. The mic's back on.
That’s not it.
Your friend. My friend?
with a 327 cubic inch engine and a four-barrel carburetor?
[Chatter On Police Radio]
Come on. It's time to make your opening statement. Come on, Vin.
- What'd you say? - What?
Actually... no.
Yeah, I'm scared.
what color eyes the-the-the defendants have?
He’s sleeping huh, Cute little guy…
Win some Lol
Now, Mr. Wilbur, what was the result of your analysis?
I do. I'm sorry. It was a stupid thing to do.
No self-respecting Southerner uses instant grits
The Pats right now "You Get That? The Whole Store Got The Flu."
It’s not my job. You do your own investigating.
Go on through.
[Chirping, Twittering Continue]
It's Dog Shit! Dog Shit! That's Great! Dog Shit!
That is a lucid, intelligent well-thought-out objection.
- How you cook it? - Well, you simmer it in water for 15 or 20 minutes.
are charged with robbing a convenience store,
You get that? The whole country got the 'Rona!
I'd have to say that.
ladies and gentlemen of the j-j-j-
Did you say Joey Gallo? Fuck that guy
Mr. York. That was a lucid, intelligent, well thought out mark our request.
Almost six weeks.
But, uh, there seems to be a great deal of confusion here.
He's sleeping, huh? Cute little guy.
'' [Continues]
So when the left tire would go up on the curb,
And then afterwards, he asked me to go to lunch with him.
Yeah. Rob is my fiancé.
Why is that? 'Cause he's dead.
In that case, Your Honor, uh, I'd like to recall George Wilbur.
No, no. No, no.
Nothing? ' Give him two arms to cling to '
Overruled
thank you, your honor.
I looked up and saw two young men run out from the Sac-O-Suds...
That's what we lawyers... I'm a lawyer- We lawyers call that a counteroffer.
'' [Guitar]
And what are these really big things right in the middle of your view...
I miss you
you know, to get acquainted before we, uh, you know, before we get to it.
You know, maybe we should spend a couple of minutes together,
I think you should be grateful.
. .
...with mozz sticks...and curly fries...
Asking what the weather is in FL vs NY
Tell me, would you be willing to let your son live with you? Tell us how you really feel.
Ma, please, first of all, we didn't do it, all right?
Did you Say Mark Prior? Mark Prior's Dead!
go in, shoot the clerk, rob him and then leave?
Alex with glasses??
Bring it around. Vinny.
Did you say Joey Gallo? I said Joey Callo.... Callo with a 'C'.
Now, Mrs. riley.....and only mrs. riely because your former long-time, fun colleague wanted you to have something to make you laugh when you realize your new colleagues are duds
It's a screen.
' So he gave her love a chance That's when he found romance '
No self respecting Southerner Uses Sugar in Grits
Over at the sawmill. Tell folks it's time to get up.
Blue runner?
- [Loud Murmuring] - Sheriff Farley,
That is a lucid, intelligent, well thought out email.
- Mr. Trotter? - [Whispering Continues]
My cousin vinny
Elijah Cummings Questioning Mueller after Whire House withholds the report.
-Jesus. - Show me your hands! Get 'em up!
Jill DAn
[Bell Clanging]
The State Would Like To Dismiss All Charges!
- I shot the clerk? - Yes. When did you shoot him?
Dead on balls accurate
"I Could Use A Good Fart to the face I'll Be Very Honest With You
Doc.. Maybe you need thicker glasses
Well, I'm not about to revamp the entire judicial process...
Want to sit at the counter?
If I hear anything other than guilty or not guilty, you'll be in contempt.
NO...I don't think you do!
Well, I'm not Jerry Gallo. I'm Jerry Callo.
so I had to buy a new suit.
You're welcome. You're welcome. Vin, I-
Uh, everything that guy just said is bullshit. Thank you.
Not what I think. What I think don't count.