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Baby! Baby, you made it!
-Come in. The pharmacy's in the kitchen. -Thank you.
What the fuck are you doing?
Yes.
Drop the device.
I ditched you at the rest stop in Louisiana.
-On your medicine? -I don't know, around 200 bucks.
-Come on, baby. -No way!
Hello?
But just so my conscience is clear, let me let you know...
-But you didn't look like you. -We locked eyes.
The seat that I procured--
Ha, ha! That is so sophisticated. And has heart.
It's deep. We gotta get you to a hospital.
Weird, it went to voicemail. Are you on the other line with Darryl?
What brings you up to first class?
-You ready to apologize? -What? Fuck you!
-Turn around? -No. No, a tourniquet. A tourniquet.
HEIDI : Oh, good. PETER : Yeah.
I run a fan site for the show. Not official, but I've run a fan site for about six years.
A real actor is someone who can really act.
-Right. -Especially the second season.
...of imbeciles like you who think they're gonna make it.
Make it right.
-Thanks, Peter. -Yep.
-What am I supposed to do? -Have you ever seen Forrest Gump?
I mean, we split a six-pack. Of 40s. But....
You know what?
What?
Do you think Darryl slept with your wife?
We don't have passports.
But remember that article I told you about? Naming kids after famous people?
Have I told you that I love your perm?
She mentioned that she bumped into you. She didn't say that--
-It's a girl, actually. -Mm-mm.
Oh, shoot. What a bummer.
It looks like a border crossing, it says "Mexico"--
Pretty much. Pretty much.
-What kind of car did you get? -I didn't, because I don't have a license...
-He had nice things to say about you. -I'm on a No-Fly list? This is ridiculous.
-God, you looked crazy! -Yeah. Well, I'm in stealth mode.
Peter.
ETHAN : We're good. We're good.
-You packed your bag yourself? -But not that.
Okay, I've calmed down a bit.
This would be an isolated incident. It's usually the reverse.
WOMAN : Who is it?
Septembrie 30, 2001
-Let's go. -I told you I was lucky.
-Will you e-mail that to me, please? -Yeah.
How you doing?
-Does he work on Two and a HalfMen? -No. He--
Hey, Barry. How you doing? I'm Ethan.
You know, rest areas have the nicest showers.
Sorry, my hand slipped.
I had no idea where I was going.
You poured your father's remains in and closed it. That didn't reseal it.
Yeah, strong.
No. I got....
He'd come home every night and he'd laugh about how long his line was.
PETER : Yep. God bless us all.
...I will disembowel you.
But he had his bags packed by the front door...
Septembrie 8, 2001
This is some stuff.
You're something else. Thanks.
Wow.
If you got it in you...
Yeah. It's a perm. Yeah.
Shit!
Robust blend.
I thought that said Texaco. We're low on gas.
ETHAN : Look at the babies.
I'm sorry, I need you to come with me, please.
Well, that's a medical apparatus.
ETHAN : Relax, Peter, I've got it covered.
-You wanna leave him here? -Trust me.
(SOBBING)
-And the bear chewed the cord. -Mm-hm.
Get him the fuck out.
Good luck with your acting stuff.
We're a family now.
Jackpot!
No. You can't. I told you I saw red.
ETHAN : Peter, please be quiet, okay?
You sound like Jason Bourne, man.
Oh, shoot.
Stop. Please stop doing that now.
You broke the seal when you poured out the coffee.
Just shut your eyes, Peter.
...because you almost got me killed during the most important week of my life.
It's okay.
SARAH : Peter! -Sarah!
-Shoot. -What?
ETHAN : I don't know, 60?
PETER : Hey, Hollywood.
(PINK FLOYD'S "HEY YOU" PLAYING OVER RADIO)