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Fancy.
ETHAN : This is vacuum-sealed.
Septembrie 1, 2001
I'm sorry.
-How could you know? -I couldn't know, and I'm sorry.
And I'm sorry you were the recipient of it.
There's the coffee machine right there.
Yeah, this doesn't say Tremblay.
...who did some half-assed tour and talks about it all the time.
Are you guys American citizens?
I was completely in my rights.
You know, my mind works in mysterious ways.
We are gonna make it.
Pete, Pete, relax.
-Yep. -No, the--
I kind of want to get it off my chest. I....
Shut off the car. Give me the keys, please.
You got us. You got us both, man.
Listen. This clown, I've never seen before in my life.
You can pay me back when we get to Hollywood.
He says it really showed my spirit.
(IN NORMAL VOICE) I'm getting tired of your cavalier attitude.
I set the alarm clock. I could barely sleep. I just watched it all night.
What do you mean, "he's right"?
DRIVER : What in the eff?
Ethan, you all right?
-I'm in shock! -lt burns!
Just take your hands off of me.
...you didn't just strangle him in the fucking crib.
You attempted to transport drugs across an international border...
Number two: If you fall asleep for any reason...
What am I missing, Ethan?
-Let me handle everything. -You handle it.
(BABY CRYING)
...and we'll be good.
Well, go ahead, give me an action to do. Give me a scene.
LONNIE : Fuck the cops.
Marijuana pipe.
-I'm sorry. -Fine.
Ha, ha. I didn't want you to think I was arbitrarily dismissing those names.
Break the news to me.
I was just kidding about-- This isn't a perm.
I've never done drugs in my life. This is absolutely-- This is crazy.
Yeah. Come on. Get in, Sonny.
-What's going on? -Thank you so much.
That's some fucked-up shit, yo.
Get him the fuck out. The binder, the gumbo, get him out
-Peter. -Yeah?
Septembrie 24, 2001
...because it's in my wallet that's on the.... Right?
DRIVER : I'm in a Town Car! Don't you know airport protocol?
We are gathered in the presence of the Lord and all things holy...
Where's my bag?
That's actually smart. I mean, it gets busy on a Wednesday night.
-Blue. -That's so cool. Mine's green.
Ooh.
Put his ashes in the old river. Let the ashes float down to New Orleans, you know?
PETER : He has two names. -That's fantastic.
-I know what I'm doing. I'm a grown man. -Did you remember to use the restroom?
-It's 10 minutes away. -Let's see if we can make it.
Yeah, bummer.
There you go.
-Sorry. Hey, honey. WOMAN : Hey, sweetie.
Sonny's all banged up. I'm a wreck. You don't have a scratch.
First time I ever saw him...
Ethan Tremblay doesn't make any goddamn sense.
Come here, sweetheart. Yeah.
-It's not a device, it's a BlackBerry. -Drop the device!
Thought maybe you left me.
-Okay. SHELBY : Go get them, Hollywood!
Yeah. Just got worse from there. Because he's pathological, I think.
I would never betray you, Peter, you know that.
No, I'm his father.
(APPLAUDING)
You fucked up. Bigtime.
She can't. You don't have an lD.
Peter, don't do that.
It's only a rubber bullet.
Oh!
(SQUISHING)
Is that right? Well, maybe Reggie needs to take a nap.
-When did you talk to Sarah? -Right after I cut the umbilical cord.
-Oh, good. Shotgun. -Nope. Not us.
Don't listen to him, Sonny. He loves you.
You got it.
MAN (OVER HEADPHONES): --is judging the character.
(PETER GRUNTS AND PATRICK COUGHING)
...he deserves a grand gesture.
I think we're done for today. We'll sleep in the car.
I mean, that body was so flawless, just banging.
Well, he ran across country, and he was pretty stupid.
With a guy-- Please don't. With a guy that I met in a rent-a-car.
Used to go in there and wash my feet.
-Will you feed one to the hound? -Very well.
This window is not working.
ETHAN : You have a dog? PETER : Nope.
-This your bag, sir? -Is there a problem?
I got 90 friends on Facebook. Twelve pending, but I got 90 friends.
He was a toll-booth operator.
Oh, my God. You didn't have your real hair.
What's with all these stories he has about your wife?
-You're okay with it? -It's in the past.
I can't believe I did that.
You're on the No-Fly list.
There's the can, there's the coffeemaker.
Mad magazine? That's cute.
That's what I thought. Just dumb fucking luck.