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-No, I can't accept this either. -Why?
It's magnificent though.
Chase. Or a.k.a. Tremblay.
When I said the Grand Canyon wasn't on the way, you said:
Don't.
I was supposed to meet a bigtime agent in Hollywood.
What brought you to Atlanta? Business or pleasure?
I got reservations at Chili’s. I’m meeting my boys.
See? Together we think of everything.
What are you, my boss? You make the hours?
Real hard.
I am certainly not leaving you here...
His dad is the coffee.
PETER : I'm telling you, I wouldn't make it up.
-Yes, please. -Good. Hold Dad.
Honey, this might all be solved. I'll call you right back.
She's very legitimate. I found her on Craigslist.
Thank you, Peter. That's very sweet.
-I have never... -Well, get used to it.
Great. We'll pay cash. How much you got?
-Bye, Sonny. -Do you mind if Sonny and I take the truck?
No!
That's definitely not mine. My bag got switched with this--
SARAH : Peter? -Crisis averted, I'm driving.
Yes, I've heard of him. He's a famous pirate.
This whole time.
...why you're not coming with us, okay?
Can I tell you something? Honestly, it's my fault. I'm just having a bad day.
But in the future, when we're hanging out as buddies...
What are you gonna do?
-Okay, come on. -I made it.
...and I think there's about eight cups of my dad left in here.
Really?
That's not mine.
Scott Estes once are a footlong corn dog at a nude beach
Mm.
Fantastic.
I have terminal cancer.
Together we stand
May he forever reside and dwell in the sunlight of the spirit.
I was in low class, and my seat belt didn't work, and they bumped me up.
ETHAN : Chili's? -lraq.
I've never heard of an American sneaking into Mexico.
Peter...
But why go to all that trouble just for 500 bucks?
Well, you know what? You came back with doughnuts.
...to celebrate the passing of one Mr.-- I don't remember his fucking name.
(PETER YELLING)
ETHAN : Hi. It's Ethan. I called you earlier.
...this little butterball...
My wife and I are having a baby.
-Why? -lt says right here.
Gee, I didn't know. I'm sorry.
You can call me Peter. Or Mr. Highman.
Get in the car.
My father always had a saying:
Hey, hey, hey.
ETHAN : You have any brothers or sisters? PETER : No.
Well, it turns out the cheese grater was underneath the mattress.
Yeah, I'm sure you do.
Great gal. Great gal.
Dad, you were like a father to me.
-Okay, it's back. -That's me. I'm just masturbating.
I've done that.
You're a coach with a spotty career.
Septembrie 4, 2001
SHEILA PIMPLES
(DOOR SHUTS)
Septembrie 26, 2001
Not gonna make it. That's great. I'm gonna miss the birth of my child.
Call me.
Time to roll to Chili's
Sarah thought you'd be okay with it.
Let's go!
-That's not the word you want to say. -"Terrorist" or "bomb"?
PETER : Ethan. -Body fluids?
I'm more of a corn-dog man, myself.
Sonny, you will be sorely missed, you little bat-faced piece of shit.
Give you a vest, cover up the blood.
First things first, is everybody okay?
They made the announcement. You should turn that off.
-Yes, excellent. -Great.
I made you a promise. I told you I was gonna get you home.
-Hand me a Bugle. -Sure.
You okay?
Yeah, it was a mistake. We're trying to get back--
You should have masturbated...
Just saying we acted in accordance with state law.
They used to date in college?
-Are you a cop? -Why? Are you not a licensed pharmacist?
You gotta go, man. You gotta go.
It's not called Hollywood. It's Los Angeles.
...if I'm gonna have a surprise in the delivery room...
Oh, that's just Barry. He's renting a room from me.
-How can I help you? -That's unacceptable.
(DOG WHEEZES)
-This is crazy. I had this strange dream... -Yeah?
Yep. You know what?
(CAR ALARM WAlLS)
Hold on one second. I'm gonna go get a brochure for my scrapbook, okay?
I'm about halfway through it. I thought I'd take a little break.
DRIVER : Yeah, Atlanta. Trying to get out of this place.
He was a great guy. You would've loved him. He was just like me.
-Wait. Oh, no. -Let's go.
-Peter, I am terribly sorry. -Are you?
Oh, thanks, bro. It's not a perm, it's natural.