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Your energy's off. You don't wanna mess your karma up. You have a child coming.
What? Why?
You know, only, like, fucking jerk-offs get perms.
PETER : Nope. Not correct. Very old. Formed over time.
-I was 9 years old. -Boy.
-Why do you make everything so dark? -It's weed.
-What? -I had no intention of coming back.
Don't get crazy. I'm telling you, the show's funny.
You wanna fuck up my dinner plans, I'll fuck you up.
Um, uh, Charlie, this is Jake's tutor, Stu.
I just-- You know, we got stuff to do and I don't wanna step on it.
Son of a bitch.
-That makes sense. -Yep.
Hold on, Sonny, it's about to get rough.
DRIVER : Here you go. -Perfect.
You bring drugs, you party. You sleep with our women.
(YELLS)
(ETHAN SOBBING)
-Sarah? -Peter?
PETER : We took the wrong exit, we wound up here by mistake.
-Remove them. -Okay.
Sure, sure. You all set?
He really enjoyed coffee.
Handle your own baggage.
Hey you Don't tell me there's no hope at all
Oh, the monkey, the monkey, the monkey.
-Sure. -Call me tomorrow about it.
Amen.
Here we go. Five hundred dollars. Ethan Tremblay.
Okay. God Almighty, holy moly. It's like I'm traveling with a child.
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
I just need to see an ID.
My God.
Tough business to break into.
-But my wallet is traveling. -What?
She's the only dealer in town. She names her price.
What's that supposed to mean?
Yes, it is.
-I love you, can't wait to see you. -I love you too. Safe flying.
Oh, hey. I'm Stu, the tutor. Are you Jake?
Why do you even have this?
Septembrie 27, 2001
ALAN : Your cat? ETHAN : Yes, sir. He's an outdoor cat.
Wow.
-What? -Sorry, that's my feedback.
(PETER YELLS AND GROANS)
This was tough, because it's mythological. Round Table, the whole deal.
Not for $9 an hour I don't.
Also incorrect.
Let me give you a little bit of friendly advice.
HEIDI : Yeah. It's on there, if you just look at the menu.
-You didn't have to stop, you know. -That's okay. It's the perfect place.
When an actor is preparing a scene...
Okay. I'm Julia Roberts.
You're gonna drive 2000 miles with a guy you just met?
You okay, buddy?
I miss him so much.
-You cut it? -The tether of life from mother to child.
What the fuck?
You're so brave.
It's a photo lD.
I mean, I don't know what you're talking about.
-Yep. C-section. -That's sweet.
Good boy.
-She wants to talk to you. -I know.
...and if you have a laptop, please stow it. Thank you and enjoy your flight.
-So don't do that. Do you understand? -Somewhat, yes.
He's being sarcastic, Ethan, and also letting us know...
-That was an accident. And he had-- MAN : Sir!
DARRYL : What's that? -This picture of you and Sarah.
-I'm sorry. I had no idea. LONNIE : No idea what?
I made it.
You know when they say, "That guy could sleep through an earthquake"?
He thinks he's human. So stupid.
Your bag was confiscated. It had paraphernalia in it.
ETHAN : Oh, God.
It's-- It's....
-You're so right. -Can you just get home safely, please?
What are you talking about?
Theodore. Loved it.
There we go.
Just listen to me, okay? Don't say anything. Just listen to me.
(WORKERS CLAMORING)
I don't wanna be left alone.
Get him out. Get him the fuck out.
I left my glaucoma medication on the plane.
If you blink, if you even look like you might be dozing, let alone fall asleep...
JK. LOL.
How do you know so much about this?
That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life.
Hey! Get up!
Peter, I have a photogenic memory. I have recall for--
Check the glove, there's probably a first-aid kit or something.
That ain't shit!
Rescue. A daring rescue.
She'll wire it to you. See? That's an adult solving a problem.
He's nobody. A guy I was traveling with. He's trouble.
We're at the hospital.
It's okay, everyone. He'll be fine.