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You are so inappropriate, it's crazy.
Yep. Came into my room, said, "Petey, I got an important job for you.
...dude.
My eyes said something? Did my mouth? I don't think you look like a--
Shoot.
-We're moving out. -You all right?
What else do you exchange?
Hollywood, come here.
You know what? I'm gonna call my wife. She's gonna wire me money. That's it.
-No, he's an architect. -I'm an architect. So....
PETER : We can't take your Range Rover, D.
I despise who you are at a cellular level.
Not because you stood by as I had my ass handed to me by a handicapped hillbilly.
It sounds like it was made up.
Wow. Oh, my God.
-You just knocked my door off, man. SHELBY : Sorry about that.
We're gonna retrieve this. I got it, I got it. Slow down, it's okay.
I promise.
Oh, my gosh.
...on the day that my daughter is to be married...
Septembrie 2, 2001
Let me take it.
We need to make a brief pit stop in Birmingham.
-Oh, yeah, sure. -Thank you.
I know. Clearly, you're taking it very seriously.
Sonny, come on.
Get it back in there.
He was a real people person. He loved his job.
Oh, God! What did I do?
Casey, Jordan, Dylan, Drew, Taylor, Tyler and probably mostly Skylar...
Okay.
-Who was it? -My wife has gone into labor.
Where are the ashes? Where are my dad's ashes?
-lt is your shift. -Okay. Very good.
-That was fast. -Yeah, we were very close.
I know it's hard to say goodbye.
Because he's dead, Peter.
Sarah? Hi, this is Ethan Tremblay. I'm riding with Peter. How are you?
...as to why you wound up on the side of lnterstate 20.
...because I had a glorious orgasm and I slept like a baby.
...you can get your story straight.
I'm Stu, the tutor.
Septembrie 18, 2001
(SINGING) Hey you Would you help me to carry the stone?
-Eight hours outside of L.A. -You know what'd be nice?
I was thinking, "There's no way that Peter would have left me here.
You have terminal cancer.
He's an incredibly difficult person to travel with.
HI. "Hop in."
-Where? PETER : Right where I'm pointing.
Why would you do that?
I'll see if the rental agreement's in the....
And I thought, "God, why would he wanna travel alone, you know?"
There's no way.
Clean yourself up.
-Real quick. -Thanks.
...but he packs a piece.
It's just, I'm under a lot of pressure.
(SNEEZES)
...this is Sonny.
What's that sound?
-Mostly luck. -Yeah.
So I have faith in you.
Oh, God! So stupid!
So wrong.
Attaboy.
I have no recollection of that whatsoever.
Oh, I wanted to give you this.
Just checking in.
She's sleeping. I left a message.
Federal air marshal. Please step to the front of the plane.
-At what age did you lose your virginity? -I'm not gonna discuss that.
Died and gone to heaven.
Relax. We need to find a hospital, okay?
I'm getting you home safe, okay?
Okay, I need you to be quiet. Sit straight. Don't say anything.
Just bear with me.
-...on the message boards. -Gotcha. I should grab this.
What about the dog, does he have glaucoma?
I love you too, Peter.
Trust me.
(LINE RINGS)
But, strangely, I'm okay with it.
(DOORBELL RINGS)