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What's that?
For money.
ETHAN : Peter, get up, get up. -Come on. Come on.
I call that little move "the wheelbarrow."
-Yeah. -How could it not be?
Foreman at 9 am Monday Me
Still bleeding.
I've heard that before, and I'm trying to work on it.
I bought them, I wanted to showcase them.
Why are your father's ashes in a coffee can, Ethan?
Your fucking dog's doing it too.
Play it cool, or I'll thump you again.
This guy's good-looking. He's a football player. He's charming.
It's so funny.
If we could stop at the Grand Canyon.
...and we got a late start, so we will only make it just to inside Louisiana.
So I get to call my pregnant wife and have her drive all the way to Western Union.
BARRY : Excuse me? -This isn't a perm. I was joking.
You're a sergeant, I'm just a grunt in your platoon...
Nope. I did not. I was cool, calm and collected the whole time.
-It's good for sore ankles and stuff. -Wow.
-Where do you even get those anymore? -I know! It's like....
You're down 31 points.
You BETTER CHECK YOUR SURVEY BEFORE YOU WRECK YOUR SURVEY
...but you promised me that you'd get me home to my high-school sweetheart.
Ethan?
And you know if I ask you if you're a cop and you are a cop, you have to say yes.
Check this thing out.
I told you I was gonna put hands on you. I have a problem.
-Oh, no. -Yep.
I forgot to crack a window for Sonny.
Hey....
-I'm gonna get some shuteye, okay? -Nothing he loved more than jazz music...
That's too bad. Because Two and a Half Men...
No. The Mafia wrote it.
I wanna speak to the American consulate.
Septembrie 25, 2001
I’m not even Jewish, Peter
There's no "we." Don't say "we."
(IMITATING MARLON BRANDO) And now, you come to me and you say:
-Jesus, Peter, are you okay? SARAH : Baby?
But guess what. Guess who's got the Subaru lmpreza. Me.
Nine.
Okay, listen, I'm about to be dropped off. I should go.
I'm just suggesting.
-What's that? -Your card? It's no good.
Divided we fall
Why are your eyes so glassy? You been partying?
You knew about that. I told you I ran into him there.
(SQUISHING CONTINUES)
(OVER RADIO) Hey you, with your ear against the wall
Lion King. All that.
We'll kill it tomorrow. But this is....
-Dad! -I'm sorry. I got it. I got it, I got it.
-Did I blow it? -No, we're fine.
That's a myth. That's actually incorrect. But I'm not.
-Somewhat. -Great.
My friend?
Darryl. What the fuck?
That one I just got in. It's an Afghan blend of Wild Widow and AK-47.
Well, we haven't been drinking.
He smiled at me.
Please.
-I get it. -Get him out!
...and he told me about the lovely weekend you guys spent in San Diego.
-Crazy rain. -Nuts.
(LAUGHS)
And chow down with my fuckin' boys
PETER : Will you relax?
What about the dog, does he have glaucoma?
-Hey. -Hi.
There.
What are you gonna do, rent-a-cop? Shoot me--?
You mean your weed?
So...
By the way, when I fell asleep...
-Yeah, let's roll. -Yeah, okay.
-lt looks stupid. -Well, it's not.
No, it didn't happen, it didn't happen! Why?!
-Figured it out yet? -Figured what out?
Come on, Sonny.
(ETHAN COUGHING)
If we could just maybe turn around and go back?
Right.